I’m going to start taking a few of my YouTube videos out of retirement. They are all “private” on my YouTube account, so good luck if you’re going to snoop for other ones.
I’m sure a lot of you will find this video annoying but I think it’s hilarious. I miss Kaila… we need to hang out ASAP.
Filed under: Random
Today I was eating lunch by myself in a booth at Arbys… waiting to go back to work…. and some guy farted in his booth and the booth amplified his fart by like 10x. It was really loud and awkward. I just thought I’d share.
I’m starting a new regular post. It’s going to be my favorite posts on http://www.fmylife.com/.
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML
Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn’t sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
Today, my husband dropped me off at work, ten minutes later I got a text saying” I just dropped the b*tch off I’ll be there in a few baby, miss you”. I asked him about it he said he “I dont know what youre talking about Megan”. My name isnt Megan, not even close. FML
Today, I found out that I am being sued for losing a set of wedding photos that I took. I lost them by being mugged on the way home after the shoot and £10,000 worth of equipment was stolen from me. FML
Filed under: Song of the Day | Tags: beautiful, coldplay, cover, download, Jem, video, yellow
This is a cover of “Yellow” done by Jem. Her voice is haunting and reminds me a lot of Sia singing “Breathe.” It’s been on repeat all day for me, and I’m sure it will be the same for you.



