Jessi Slaughter’s dad done goofed

Jessi Slaughter’s dad DONE GOOFED and got himself arrested, y’all! For those of you that aren’t familiar with Jessie Slater and her crazy internet drama, please familiarize yourselves. In a nut shell, she was an 11 year old with a StickAm account that said famous quote nuggets like, “I’ll pop a Glock in your mouth and make a brain slushy” and “I’m not 9… I’m 11.” She has the mouth of a sailor, is obsessed with herself, and talked about having sex constantly. AND YES, when I said 11 it wasn’t a typo. SHE’S ELEVEN. 4chan (an anonymous powerful internetz community) didn’t like it, and targeted her. Her life became a living hell and she ended up in police custody to protect her, or something. There’s a lot more to the story, seriously… you should read about it.

Well, her dad, who is also famous on the internet for saying everyone “done goofed” done and goofed himself! He got arrested for hitting Jessi. Apparently he smacked her and caused her to bleed, or (according to him) he slapped her in self defense after she punched him, and then she used “theatrical blood” to make it look like she was bleeding. Pretty WT.

Jessi, darling, why’d you take it to that level? You didn’t need to actually resort to violence, all you need to do is threaten it by saying “I’ll pop a glock in your mouth and make a brain slushy.”

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