Gayest emergency ever.
This is perhaps my favorite news story from 2011 so far! Shawn Merta, a fabulous gay man from Bradford, ran into an emergency while dressing up for Halloween. Part of his outfit, a tiny sequined top hat, wouldn’t stay on his head! His hair wasn’t long enough to pin, so he tried fabric glue. Of course that didn’t work, so he decided he’s superglue it to his head.
The doctor’s solution was to cut off most of the hat and leave the rim on his head, which (in my opinion) looked sillier than the top hat itself.
In related, but sad, news… the inventor of super glue died! :( Unfortunately people like Shawn will continue doing stupid things with super glue for many years to come.
Also, here’s my favorite moment: