NERD ALERT!: Zombie-proof mansion. Probably only cost like 5 BAJILLION DOLLARS.

Good news everyone, if zombie’s attack and we’re facing the end of the world, WE ALL KNOW WHO WE NEED TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH. This guy. Well, the guy that owns that house. I’m not quite sure who he is. Via Geekologie:

The most essential item for our clients was acquiring the feeling of maximum security,” begins the designers’ website in the summary of the structure. Who wouldn’t feel safe in a concrete rectangle that folds in upon itself to become completely sealed? Even the windows are covered with a slab of concrete when the structure is on nap time.

The house, with its movable walls, has only one entrance, which is located on the second floor after crossing a drawbridge. Seems like the perfect opportunity to use a flamethrower and defend the life of your family, while stylishly nesting in a piece of architectural elitism.

My first thought was, “damn, that is impenetrable…. but then I really thought about it and ZOMBIES ALWAYS FIND A WAY IN. So this is probably just a big waste of money. Also, WHERE IS THE MOAT? Why didn’t you put in a moat? I’m really disappointed, Mr. Billionare.

Enjoy more pictures of this awesome house after the jump!



10 responses

  1. Zombie Killer

    Holy Freaking Awesome!!

    April 28, 2011 at 10:47 PM

  2. sadf

    This house is BEAST

    April 29, 2011 at 5:47 PM

  3. KO

    The zombies will enter through the pool. It will be messy.

    May 2, 2011 at 1:50 PM

  4. ncl_vick75@yahoo.com

    I like this house. I like to know who owns this house. I have three questions:

    1.) How much this cost to get it build and where to build it?

    2.) Does it also protects from nuclear attacks?

    3.) Does this count as a fallout shelter?

    June 4, 2011 at 10:47 AM

  5. Anonymous

    What if the power goes out, the windows, etc. don’t open, and the last non-zombies are stuck inside eating each other? Do zombies appreciate irony?

    July 26, 2011 at 1:33 AM

  6. NANOU

    I agree, Zombies always find a way in. Did the article happen to mention any details about the foundation for instance. This guy was probably thinking about protecting his family from normal humans not zombies who tunnel through cement because they don’t feel pain or fatigue.

    October 20, 2011 at 12:03 AM

  7. ashter75

    umm tunnel through cement O_O dude they r still flesh and bones and last i checked cement beats bone so :p

    October 20, 2011 at 11:49 PM

  8. ashter75

    one more thing REDDIT RULES

    October 20, 2011 at 11:49 PM

  9. Anonymous

    the 99% always find a way in

    April 4, 2012 at 10:57 AM

  10. Anonymous

    KWK Promes was the designer and this house is located at Poland. :)

    July 11, 2012 at 1:29 AM

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