#1… Shaq is huge. #2…. His girlfriend Hoopz is tiny. #3…. wait… HOOPZ IS DATING SHAQ?
Are you as trashy as me? I watch some pretty trashy TV. So, if you don’t watch really bad TV you might want to skip this post.
Back in the day, VH1’s Flavor of Love WAS MUH JAM. I loved that show. Hoopz vs New York vs. Pumpkin vs. Hottie vs Buck Wild…. I LOVED THEM ALL. Especially Buck Wild. (PLEASE SEE RELATED VIDEO. lolololololol I love her.)
But anyway… I got distracted, sorry. Hoopz won Season 1 and faded into obscurity. Next thing I know I see this picture of Shaq and his “girlfriend” exercising together. PLEASE LOOK CLOSELY:
YOU GUYS. THAT IS HOOPZ. She’s dating (and apparently engaged to) SHAQ.
This blows my mind. This needs to be televised. We need to have a fried chicken contest somehow intertwined into this, and it needs to be cooked in the microwave. WHO’S WITH ME!?