I need help deciding… who was the worst dressed at the MET ball?
I don’t enjoy “best dressed” lists as much as I enjoy worst dressed. Because let’s be real… celebrating a famous, ridiculously rich person looking good would be like celebrating a poor fat person looking like shit. IT IS WHAT’S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. They should look good all the time. They have unliminted beauty resources at their disposal including someone that tapes their boobs to their dress and takes tons of pictures of them in different light to ensure their dress IS see through (Yes, I meant to say it that way.)
It’s more fun when they look bad. Which is why I need your help deciding who looked the worst.
Beyonce’s mom probably made her dress (because she always does) and as usual SHE LOOKS HORRIBLE. You’d think after ending up on every worst dressed list ever that it would occur to her that HER MOM CAN’T SEW AND MAKES UGLY CLOTHING. Also, if you can’t walk up the stairs without someone helping your, your dress is retarded. That’s a pretty big red flag.
This dress looks like Dakota Fanning’s stylist panicked last minute and was like “This tan is waaaay too simple. MUST. SEW. EVERY. FLOWER. TO IT.”
Rihanna Rihanna Rihanna. I like her hair… but that’s about it. I bet Ri-Ri was the girl in high school that, although super gorgeous, has to be told constantly how pretty and sexy she is or else she forgets. Well, that girl doesn’t really “forget” as much as she’s just hurting from the lack of constant validation therefore feels inadequate and oh man this is getting way too serious for my blog isn’t it?