EXCLUSIVE (NOT REALLY): I think it’s safe to say Lindsay Lohan has an STD.

Today I was on TMZ reading one of the 5 MILLION UPDATES on Lindsay Lohan. Apparently her probation report says her behavioral problems (AKA stealing shit) is due to  The report references a list of drugs she’s taking, and one of them piqued my interest. via TMZ:

The Probation Report lists the drugs Lindsay has been taking:  Trazadone (for depression), Nexium (for heartburn), Yaz (birth control), Zoloft (anti-depressant), Doxycycline (antibiotic), Zyrtec (allergies) and Zythromax (antibiotic).

That last one, Zythromax? Hmmmmmmm…. what would she be getting treated for? “Antibiotic” is pretty vague. I Googled Zythromax, and this is what popped up:

There area bunch of things that could be wrong, obviously…. Me saying she has an STD might be a little assumptive due to my shoddy Internet Detective research. There are obviously other reasons Zythromax could’ve been prescribed, but considering what we know about Lilo, an STD seems to be the most likely. She is on birth control again which (obviously) means she’s not with Samantha Ronson anymore, which means she’s probably been sleeping around a lot…..because she’s Lindsay Lohan.

This reminds me of that one time Paris Hilton didn’t pay her storage facility fees and all her stuff got auctioned off including a copy of her Valtrex prescription. SUCKS TO BE FAMOUS.

What do you think?

4 responses

  1. Anonymous

    I usually get prescribed zythromax for general things penicillin would cure because I’m allergic to penicillin. like the flu, sinus infections, etc.

    May 15, 2011 at 12:08 AM

  2. Anonymous

    love the things you post, by the way :)

    May 15, 2011 at 12:09 AM

  3. That’s the z pack, right? I take the stuff once a year and never get sick. Although, I have heard that if you take too much of it your body gets immune to it. Does that count?

    May 16, 2011 at 8:29 PM

    • Is it prescription or over the counter? I’m not sure if they’re the same thing… hmmm

      May 18, 2011 at 12:13 AM

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