Bethany lesson of the day: SAY NO TO SORORITY SQUATTING.

Alternate title: Weird thing #256 that girls do for no reason

I often say “Check out that sorority squat” and no one knows what I’m talking about. THAT’S WHY I’M HERE TO EDUCATE YOU. I want people to know what I’m talking about.I haven’t done the sorority squat in years because I realized how silly it is, but I dug up a photo of it happening to me FIRST HAND.

Alli, the chick in the yellow standing next to me, set off an unstoppable chain reaction of sorority squatting. She decided to inexplicably squat so that she was the same height as Kelsey, and that forced me to squat, as well as all the people standing next to us. FOR NO REASON. It doesn’t make any god damn sense because the guys behind us weren’t supposed to be in the pictures, but it just happens. WE DO IT FOR NO REASON. It’s like a disease. It must be stopped now.

So the next time you find yourself sorority squatting, SAY NO. Just DON’T. DO. IT.

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