Lindsay Lohan can’t even stay sober in HOUSE ARREST.
According to TMZ, Lindsay Lohan failed one of her court required alcohol tests which means she’s heading back to jail. How sad is it when you can’t stay away from drinking when YOUR LIFE AND CAREER DEPEND ON IT. And when you know you’re being photographed and followed every song. You’d think the shame alone could prevent you from holding off. But no.
I mean at this point it’s obvious she has a serious, serious problem. Dumb ho can’t even stop drinking while she’s doing nothing in her house but laying out and tanning, and hanging out by herself.
She’s due in court tomorrow. I’m guessing serious jail time. I hope she goes away for a while. You know what’s funny? THIS IS WHY SHE WON’T MOVE TO NEW YORK. Everyone’s always like, Lindsay is going to move to New York to start over! NOPE. Not true. She is never planning on moving to New York because New York’s prisons aren’t overcrowded and won’t release her ass 28 days early. She’ll spend allllll 30 days in jail in New York. THAT’S THE REAL REASON ALL THESE CELEBRITIES LIVE IN LOS ANGELES. It has nothing to do with convenience, paparazzi, or tax breaks. IT HAS TO DO WITH PRISON OVERCROWDING, Y’ALL.