In the world of celebrity baby names, Kate Hudson commits a misdomeanor
In the world of celebrity baby names, Kate Hudson commits a misdomeanor. Not a felony (I’m looking at you, Gwyneth Paltrow). Let’s be serious, IT COULD BE A LOT WORSE. But it’s still pretty bad. Matt Belamy, her piece (AKA fiance) tweeted the following baby announcement:
So happy! Just had a baby boy, Bingham ‘Bing’ Hawn Bellamy. Born 7lb 12oz, on 9th July. Mum and baby are strong and healthy. Mum was a warrior, Bing popped out after 4.5 hours of intense pushing!
For those wondering, Bingham is my mum’s maiden name and Bing Russell was Kurt’s dad. Family connections all round!
I mean……… “Bingham” doesn’t sound that bad. But “Bing”? Is this some type of Microsoft sponsor deal? Is Kate Hutson going to be Bing.com’s new spokesperson? Was she paid? I mean……… that would be like naming your kid Google. I don’t care if Google is a family name, if someone named their kid Google everyone thinks of GOOGLE.COM not the fact that your mom’s sister’s daughter’s husband’s stepson was named Google.
Sigh. Celebrities. What do you think about the name? Do you like it?