Today’s story featuring a guy in a bunny costume being creepy.
WTF. There are so many strange sexual fettishes out there that freak me out. I guess in the large scale of things furries aren’t the WORST but they’re definitely up there in my opinion. Here’s a story about a creepster named William Falkingham who probably got fired from his job after this went viral on The Daily What:
Idaho Falls police have warned 34-year-old William Falkingham to quit wearing his bunny suit in public as it scares children.
According to a police report, multiple complaints have been received concerning Falkingham’s furry penchant, but the final straw came after he was allegedly spotted behind a tree, peeking at a young boy “and pointing his finger like a gun.”
Neighbor Deborah Colson defended Falkingham’s actions, saying “He’s got the bunny outfit, a cowboy suit and a ballerina dress but you don’t see him except where he’s tripping through his backyard.”
“He’s got a strange lifestyle at home but we all do weird things at home,” she added.
A police spokeswoman said Falkingham told officers he “enjoys wearing the suit,” but understands people’s concerns.