After looking at this photo of Rumer and Scout Willis, I’ve decided Bruce Willis should be involuntarily sterilized.
How can someone, ANYONE, make such ugly babies with someone as beautiful as Demi Moore? I’M LOOKING AT YOU, BRUCE. This is your fault.
Really, I’m not trying to be an asshole here. But I feel bad for their faces. Rumor looks beautiful standing next to Scout, though. So I recommend she always… always… be photographed next to her sister. Always.
My executive decision is that Bruce Willis should be involuntarily sterilized due to his genes (mainly his jaw/chin) that takeover his children’s faces. It’s a joke that he had all girls, too. Maybe if he had a son that chin would be OK.