Lindsay Lohan has a lady boner for Chris Brown, and I think they deserve each other.


THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER. I love stories like this, especially when I don’t even have to speculate because celebrities blast their every thought on Twitter without thinking of consequences first.

In a nutshell, Lindsay Lohan wants Chris Browns nuts. While she was sitting at home watching the VMAs, just like you and I (because she wasn’t invited), she started tweeting about Chris Brown:


Then…. wait for it….WAIT FOR IT:

BOOM. Head shot. Lindsay Lohan goes in for the kill. What a desperate, desperate human being. But this is the thing………… I don’t blame her for wanting his nuts. And by “wanting his nuts” I mean “wanting to date a guy that beats up his girlfriends.” It would help her situation because Lindsay is a washed up actress willing to get beat up for publicity. I’m confident this is a win/win situation.

Chris Brown has stayed mum and hasn’t responded on Twitter, probably because he’s afraid of Lindsay Lohan’s gangrene lady parts, but if he’s smart he’ll man up and respond. They can go hang out at an AA meeting. Get some help together. Like I said, win/win.

via The Superficial


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