16 year old natural beauty Courtney Stodden wants you to know her boobs are real. THEY’RE REAL YOU GUYS.

My favorite teen trainwreck, Courtney Stodden, loves that people think she has fake boobs. Somehow she thinks sticking weird pads in her bathing suit to push them up SO THEY LOOK FAKE will prove people wrong. OK. I…..yeah.

Go through the slideshow………the picture where she’s laying down… what the hell is in her bathing suit? It looks like a chicken cutlett AND padding. And maybe a wet sponge….I bet that was Doug’s idea. (Does anyone get that joke?)

Anyway, this headline is technically wrong because COURTNEY FINALLY TURNED 17!!! So their marriage is 1% less creepy now.

Her face, IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL. I just………. I don’t know what to say. We can all agree she’s the most beautiful woman in the world, right?

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5 responses

  1. I love the stiletto heels on the beach.

    October 3, 2011 at 8:07 AM

  2. It’s almost like looking at a slip of balls or something but in this case it’s like a slip of…I have no damn clue cause that’s just scary as hell and all I can say is WTF when I see this girl being interviewed. Although I find it seriously hilarious all at the same time if that’s possible.

    October 10, 2011 at 8:55 AM

  3. Anonymous

    SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE IS 35…. HATE TO SEE HER IN 10 YEARS…AND WHATS WITH THE BLACK LINED EYEBROWS…RELAX WITH THAT

    November 5, 2011 at 8:15 PM

  4. Anonymous

    how the fuck does a hot ass chick like that end up wit some old ass loony bin jim wit his wrinkled balls i mean wtf

    November 8, 2011 at 9:08 PM

  5. kumar

    i love you

    November 8, 2012 at 2:44 AM

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