Lindsay Lohan needs some white strips and a dentist. STAT.

Here is an up-close and personal view of Lilo’s teefs. I did a before and after so you can notice how much they’ve changed in a few years. Do you think she brushes them? I find it hard to believe she would just NOT brush the teeth, knowing how often she’s photographed. But there’s clearly some debris in that photo. Is it possible she brushes them, but they’re so f*cked from drugs that there are dark splotches and permanent crap stuck in between them? Can drugs really make teeth look that disgusting?

Ugh. I know she’s tight on cash, but if you’re a member of the Screen Actors Guild, you have health insurance. And Lilo is a SAG card holder from what I understand. And I’m guessing health insurance includes dental insurance. And even if it doesn’t, how about you skip a few shopping trips for new Louboutins and buy some veneers?

I know she says she’s sober, but drug and alcohol testing is no longer part of her probation. She could be on every drug on the planet and no one would be able to prove it. And to me it’s clear she’s on something. What exactly? I don’t know. I don’t do drugs or know much about them. I don’t know what drugs rot teeth. But she’s definitely doing them. Radar Online asked some random doctor (NOT EVEN A DENTIST) and this is what he had to say:

“There are signs of definite neglect,” Dr. Naz Tofigh of Thirty-2 Advanced Dentistry in Beverly Hills told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive interview.

“This is what someone looks like when they haven’t been to the dentist for a long time and they just haven’t taken care of themselves.”

Dr. Naz went onto explain how the discoloring of Lindsay’s teeth is a tell-tale of sign of heavy smoking and drinking.

“There are a lot of stains on her teeth, the yellow spots are typical of people who drink a lot of red wine and smoke.”

Along with the side affects of the Mean Girls star’s social habits, she also has heavy tartar build-up and a chipped tooth, all indicators that former image-conscious star is neglecting both her looks and her health.

“These are definitely the teeth of someone who doesn’t care because this is not a clean mouth,” she explained, adding that Lindsay’s late-night lifestyle doesn’t help. “Any kind of bad health and lack of sleep affects your gums.”

DON’T DO DRUGS, KIDS. Seriously. Just….don’t do them. And you won’t ever have to quit.

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2 responses

  1. r.

    this kinda fucked my whole morning up forreal. so grimy.

    October 14, 2011 at 5:43 AM

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