CONFIRMED: Kim Kardashian is filing for divorce today. Do you think the marriage was fake? (VOTE!)

TMZ broke the story today that Kim Kardashian is filing for divorce from Kris Humphries. I honestly thought all the stories in the news were BS, so I’m shocked to hear this is legitimately going down. In fact, Ryan Seacrest confirmed it on Twitter:

I think it’s sad more than anything. AND YES, I THINK IT’S SAD BECAUSE I THINK IT’S REAL. It makes me laugh when people are all, “Kim Kardashian’s wedding was planned by E! for ratings and Kris Humphries was cast and it was a fake marriage, blah blah blah.” Why do I laugh? Because those are the people that think Kim is a no-talent, reality star, attention whore, sex taped skank who doesn’t deserve to be famous. But what they’re essentially saying at the same time is that she’s a good enough actress to trick millions of people into thinking she’s in a real relationship. Yeaaaah, NO. Let me explain…

KIM KARDASHIAN CAN NOT ACT. None of those girls can. It’s so obviously when they’ve been fed lines, or when a 2-3 minute clip of the show was manufactured by E! because the episode was too boring. Or when they’re in their interview confessionals and it’s clear they’re reading something. IT’S SO OBVIOUS.

Case and point, Kim’s cameo in Disaster Movie:

See what I mean? It’s obvious when she’s reading lines. She’s awkward. She’s not a performer. She crashed and burned on Dancing With The Stars. She gets nervous and self-conscious when she’s expected to perform in any way. You are giving her far too much credit if you think she could cry on command at her wedding. Do you know how many real actresses can’t even do that? You’re giving her far too much credit if you think her entire family, including Bruce Jenner, could act happy for her at the wedding when it’s fake. Or concerned that they were moving too quickly if it was fake. You’re giving her far too much credit if you think she’d eat chewed up food out of Kris’ mouth for a fake marriage and for E!’s ratings if she didn’t really care about him.

Kim cared. Kris cared. That marriage was real. She’s a REAL train wreck, you guys. She really got married for only 71 days because she falls in love with everyone she meets, doesn’t posses the maturity and/or knowledge to know what qualities someone needs to make a marriage work.

What kills me is why they’re divorcing. Supposedly Kim doesn’t want to move to Minnesota and Kris does. That’s where he wants to have a family. But what the hell is up with that? THAT’S NOT A REASON TO DIVORCE. Ugh, people are so stupid. Don’t get married if you’re not willing to make big sacrifices for your partner, and don’t get married unless YOU TALK ABOUT THINGS LIKE THIS IN ADVANCE.

You should be willing to move away from LA or at least have a second home in another state to make your marriage work. It’s sad that she’s so consumed with fame that she can’t do that. She has enough money to live an amazing life, FOREVER… and never need to worry about working again. Just not as glamorous as it is now. But she’s not willing to make that sacrifice, and that’s sad to me.

I’ll take not being a little frumpy and not famous any day over being Kim Kardashian! Sounds like it’s a lot of work.

So what do you think? Do you think their marriage was fake from the beginning?

3 responses

  1. I watched their wedding special and was really surprised that they were dating. It was clear that they didn’t have much in common (besides an attraction to one another) and the rehearsal dinner was a complete disaster. If my fiance treated me the way Kris did (and vice versa) on the night before my wedding, I would’ve had serious reservations. It’s really sad that Hollywood has completely skewed the reality of marriage. They believe that if things don’t work out, a divorce will take care of things. It’s really sad. :o(

    October 31, 2011 at 12:27 PM

  2. This post is amazing, it’s so true, she is a real trainwreck, and there ain’t no way that hott tranny mess could pull off such a huge hoax, I TOTALLY agree!! I love reading your blog, it’s hilarious. In any event, I know that when any marriage ends it is sad, but I do have a hard time mustering up sympathy for her, people who are madly in love after dating for one hour annoy me, and Kris seemed like such an asshole from the get go!

    October 31, 2011 at 3:06 PM

  3. I have to admit, I feel bad for Kris and Kim clearly was not or is not perpaerd for a real’ relationship and the work that comes with real life. She had a guy that had the potential to loosen he up and not be so caught up in herself and that life or people are not perfect. I think in the end her filing for divorce was her childish and immature so there! reaction. I hope Kris finds a wonderful woman in his future.

    January 11, 2013 at 9:10 PM

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