Kim Kardashian is the ugliest cryer ever.

Here’s the “extended” promo for Kim and Kourtney Take New York. The video obnoxiously aut-plays, so you can see it by clicking the link at the bottom of the post. Or you can get a sneak peek by looking at the above screen shot.

Kim Kardashian and I have exactly ONE thing in common: we are both mind blowingly beautiful (lol) and are some UGLY. ASS. CRYERS. Seriously, her face looks like she hooked up some of those muscle stimulating pads to it, and she’s uncontrollably twitching muscles that she didn’t even know she had, all while mumbling incoherently.

“My feelings have changed” is the biggest joke I’ve ever heard. You don’t just suddenly decide you don’t want to be married to someone anymore. GAAAAAAAH. You shouldn’t have been married in the first place.

Also, TEAM KRIS HUMPHRIES. Saying no one will care about her anymore by the time she has kids is a valid point. She’s a sex icon. She’s not going to be when her body doesn’t bounce back from having kids. Plus, even the most famous of famous non-famous people (go ahead and take a minute to read that twice) eventually fade into the background. Do you remember HOW. FREAKING. FAMOUS. Paris Hilton was for a while? I mean, it was ridiculous. I never thought I’d hear the end of her. And thank God, she’s totally irrelevant now. I NEVER hear about her in the news. And that will happen to Kim as well. It’s just the way things work. Might take a while, but it’ll happen.

I also hate that poor Krissy poo is going to be made to look like the bad guy because Kim and her mom are executive producers and can put whatever they want on the show, and take out whatever they want. They’re in damage control mode, for example, here’s Kim enjoying a totally low key and NOT STAGED AT ALL Thanksgiving feeding the homeless. I wonder how all those photographers knew she’d be there?

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But anyway, totally random question, but I’m curious. Who do you hate more? Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton? If you could make Kim go away by bringing Paris back into the spotlight, would you? This is like picking between a flesh eating virus and being burned alive slowly. I CAN’T CHOOSE.

The extended show promo auto-plays, so click this link to see it!

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photos via dlisted


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