Oh no she DI’INT! Khloe’s ex-step mom says Khloe isn’t really a Kardashian, and is a product of Kris’ affair.

Obviously Khloe looks…. different…than her sisters. She was a blonde baby, she’s tall, her hair is lighter, her facial features are different… which is weird if you think about it. It’s clear Kris has strong genetics, all her kids look like HER, and look very little like the fathers. Kim and Kourtney look nothing like their dad, Robert Kardashian. Even her kids with Bruce Jenner (Kylie and Kendall) look a lot like Kim and Kourtney, even though they’re only half-sisters. So you’d think that would carry over to Khloe, no?

Well… Kris admits in her book that she had an affair on Robert Kardashian (Khloe’s supposed dad) the 10ish months before Khloe was born. It’s why she got divorced, because her hubby caught her. Robert got remarried to some ho named Jan, and Jan is now blabbing about Khloe for a quick buck to Star Magazine:

“Khloe is not his kid — he told me that after we got married. He just kind of looked at me and said [it] like it was a matter of fact. He said, ‘Well, you know that Khloe’s not really a Kardashian, don’t you?’ And I said…’OK,’ and that was it.”

So… there’s that. Robert’s OTHER wifey Ellen Kardashian, that he married either before or after Jan (I don’t care enough to research this sh*t), backs her up. She says:

“Khloe brought it up all the time. She looked nothing like the rest. She was tall, had a different shape, light hair, curly hair. Didn’t look anything like the other three children. Robert did question the fact that Khloe was his. Any normal man would if they knew their wife had cheated on him. [But] he never would have considered a DNA test. He loved her very much.”

And honestly? I kind of believe them. I doubt Khloe would ever admit that, because she makes her entire living off being a KARDASHIAN, not a John Doe’s kid. So even if a DNA test has been taken and she’s in fact NOT her dad’s kid, I doubt that will ever be…ya know… confirmed.

I’d also like to take this opportunity to say that Kris AND Bruce are both huge skanks. Bruce has like…10 kids from 2 or 3 women. Kris has 6 kids from at LEAST 2 men, possibly three.  Rich people are cray. In the real world, they’d be judged x100. In “I’m rich as sh*t” world, people are like “OMG THEY’RE SO PRETTY WHO CARES THAT THERE ARE 16 BABY MAMAS INVOLVED!”

via dlisted

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