I wish I had a Cory Matthews boyfriend. Too bad I was homeschooled.
“Mom, listen, I haven’t been together with Topanga for 22 years, but we have been together for 16. That’s a lot longer than most couples have been together. I mean, when we were born, you told me that we used to take walks in our strollers together around the block. When we were two, we were best friends. I mean, I knew everything about this girl. I knew her favorite color, her favorite food. Then we became six, Eric made fun of me because it wasn’t cool to have a best friend that was a girl or even know a girl. So for the next seven years I threw dirt at her. I like to call those “the lost years”. Then when I was thirteen, mom, she put me up against my locker and she kissed me. I mean, she gave me my first kiss. She taught me how to dance. She always was talking about these crazy things and I never understood a word she said. All I understood was that she was the girl I sat up every night thinking about, and when I’m with her, I feel happy to be alive. Like I can do anything. Even talk to you like this. So that’s, that’s what I think is love, mom. When I’m better because she’s here.” – Cory Matthews, Boy Meets World
The only boy I went on walks around the neighborhood in a stroller with was my brother, and yeah………no. So, I’d like to go back in time and actually go to school (THANKS MOM AND DAD. <–sarcastic) so I can find myself a Cory Matthews. I’ll marry him, we’ll live happily ever after, I’ll wear scrunchies and still look cool, and I can make my babies wear side ponies.