Blue Ivy Carter has 6 nannies and tons of bling already. Suri Cruise is gonna be SO PISSED.


6 nannies? Jewel encrusted bottle? Diaper changed once an hour? Song on the billboard top 100 already? Man, SURI CRUISE IS GONNA BE SO PISSED. She’s been dethroned as the most over the top Hollywood baby. According to InTouch Weekly via IDLYITW:

According to a friend, the new mom has two nannies on call at all times, which makes for a total of six nannies for little Blue Ivy Carter. “Beyonce wanted to make sure that her daughter has the best of care,” a friend of the singer tells In Touch. “Her diaper is changed every hour.” And proud papa Jay-Z, 42, is also lavishing attention on the newborn – by way of bling. “Jay-Z bought her diamond earrings and a platinum baby bracelet,” reveals the friend. “Even her bottle has pink sapphires on it.”

…………lolwut.

OK, so….. I don’t mind the diamond earrings that much. They’re rich, SUPER CRAZY RICH, and a lot of babies get their ears pierced. I had mine pierced as an infant, and I think I had super tiny little diamond ones. I’m sure Blue Ivy’s are a carat each (at least) but still.. I get it. What I DON’T get is a “platinum baby bracelet.” I also don’t see Beyonce with 2 nannies at once. That’s extremely hard for me to believe because she seems like someone that tries her best to be normal, at least at home. She’s down for her man, so I bet she’s down for her baby.

I’m gonna go ahead and say this story is BS, especially since InTouch reported it, and they haven’t said anything accurate in approximately 6 years.*

Somewhere in a $108,000 outfit, upon hearing the news that Blue Ivy’s diaper is only changed once every two hours, and her baby bracelet was cubic zirconia instead of diamonds, Suri Cruise was seen laughing like this:

*not a scientific study


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