I can’t even

I can't even

Someone made the Game of Thrones cast into Simpson characters.

Game of thrones cast simpson character cartoon Some AWESOME human decided to turn our favorite Game of Thrones characters into Simpson characters. While the artist did not catch the love of my life Khal Drogo exaclty the way I picture him, I love it nonetheless.

Daenerys Targaryen simpson character Jon Snow simpson character Catelyn Stark simpson character cartoon
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Really, betch?

Really, bitch?

UGLY EYEBROW ALERT: There’s a name for them, “Scouse Brows”!!!!!

scouse brows before and after

I just stumbled upon one of my favorite YouTube guru’s makeup tutorial (for lack of a better word) regarding “scouse brows” which is apparently what the Brits call chola eyebrows.

He breaks down the steps reaaaaaal simple for those of us with reading comprehension issues:

Take your normal eyebrow… now PLUCK THE LIFE OUT OF THEM.

Once they are nearly all gone – THEN PAINT THEM BACK IN HUGE! AND BLACK!

Did i mention BLACK? I mean CARBON BLACK! No, Carbon, Carbon PIGMENT BLACK!

lol Voila! Scouse brows!

The full tutorial is below, but for more ugly eyebrows, be sure to check out my ugly eyebrow history on Blahbethany.

This dude laid in human waste to look at buttholes

poop creeper

Women don’t poop, but if we did, I would be afraid every single time because of this story:

The Keystone Fire Department were called to the White Water Park in Sand Springs, Oklahoma, yesterday to help extract a man found peeping on women from inside a public restroom septic tank.

52-year-old Kenneth Webster Enlow of Tulsa was reportedly caught after a woman and her 7-year-old daughter spotted him peering up at them from inside the toilet.

“He went in there, climbed down in the septic and was looking up at the people utilizing that facility,” Tulsa County Sheriff’s Maj. Shannon Clark said in a statement.

Firefighters had to hose down Enlow, who was “covered in human waste,” before transporting him to a local hospital for evaluation.

According to the arrest report, Enlow told deputies his girlfriend struck his head with a tire iron, and then dumped him in the toilet while he was unconscious.

However, the evaluation did not reveal injuries consist with his alibi.

While booking Enlow on Peeping Tom charges, deputies learned that the suspect had a felony warrant stemming from a 1998 embezzlement case as well as two prior convictions for public intoxication.

He remained in jail as of Monday afternoon. An arraignment date has been set for July 15.

What’s ironic to me is that 99% of men like to pretend that women don’t poop (WE DON’T, LOL). They’ve convinced themselves that every bite of food we eat enters our body, and evaporates through our skin. So obviously this guy is disturbed if he was so obsessed with vajays that he would lay in a pool of feces to look at some chocolate starfishes.

Ugh. So basically what this means is I’m not even safe IN A LOCKED BATHROOM STALL. Not even the handicap stall, which we all know is the best stall.

Also, just something I noticed that was funny, on Gawker (the website where I originally read this post) there was a little button on the main photo (above) and when I hovered my mouse over it, this is what popped up:

poop creeper annotation on Gawker

Song of the Day: Who is Ariana Grande?

She’s cute! And I actually don’t mind this song, crazy enough….

But for real, was it really necessary to make out with Mac Miller at the end of this? WITH TONGUE?


I came out of my unofficial blog retirement to post this cray little girl dancing

This video is appropriately titled, “WERK” because girl can werk it. I’m confident she was a drag queen in a former life due to her being fierce as a hell.

This girl is TEN YEARS OLD and crazy. I stalked her a little on YouTube and she does all kinds of dances, not all of them are borderline hoochie and highly inappropriate for 10 year olds.

Her dance move at 1:55 reminded me of the fork in the garbage disposal dance, hahahaha. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, please see below (NSFW):

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