Posts tagged “art

Street vendor makes amazing dragon lollipop art for $.50

Whoa. Watch this video. It’s crazy! That is truly art. I can’t believe it stays together. In the YouTube comments, someone said:

The man says he charges 3 kuai for the small and 5 kuai for the large ones!


Isn’t that AMAZING? I’d pay like, $20 for one of those in New York! Someone should learn how to do this around here, hahaha.

via The Daily What

John Mayer is participating (and encouraging) Jim Carey’s crazy. I am disappoint.

Watch a video of the collaboration here!

It’s been a while since I’ve had any John Mayer news. He’s got his own category on the blog…. Hubby #1: John Mayer. I’m sad that I’m even writing about this, or posting the ridiculous video. THIS SHOULDN’T BE HAPPENING. My future husband shouldn’t be doing this low budget crap. It’s embarrassing. I’m embarrassed for him. Talented, hot, sane people like John Mayer should not be hanging out with midlife crisis lunatics such as Jim Carey. OR playing the background music for their weird art videos. Jim Carey’s art looks like the stuff I used to draw on my binder with gel pens in Bible class when I’d zone out.

Do you think maybe Jim just invited John over, and was like, “hey man, play something for me!” when they were hanging out? And then John started playing and Jim was like, “Dude I’m just gonna record you real fast!” and John felt pressured because he was in that awkward situation where he doesn’t want to say no and stop playing immediately because then Jim would know he’d be embarrassed for the world to see that they hang out. So he just played to be a nice guy, and now Jim is calling John his muse, and using John’s music as background music to his cray art video?

I bet that’s what happened. At least that’s what I’m going to tell myself happened.

via To John Mayer With Love

This is awesome! All kids are artists at heart…

Ahhhhh I love this!! I stole it from Kate’s facebook. Thanks, Kate! Hopefully you won’t see this post and realize I stalk your life. via This Is Colossall:

This December, in a surprisingly simple yet ridiculously amazing installation for the Queensland Gallery of Modern Ar, artist Yayoi Kusama constructed a large domestic environment, painting every wall, chair, table, piano, and household decoration a brilliant white, effectively serving as a giant white canvas. Over the course of two weeks, the museum’s smallest visitors were given thousands upon thousands of colored dot stickers and were invited to collaborate in the transformation of the space, turning the house into a vibrantly mottled explosion of color

Pretty neat stuff. I like the random smiley faces you see here or there. I’d probably place a few stickers to strategically make a penis. But that’s because I’m a pervert.

I love how they credited an artist with this. ALL HE DID WAS PUT A BUNCH OF WHITE FURNITURE IN A ROOM. The visitors and kids did it all!

This is why Mila Kunis is my favorite.

She used the word “janky” AND admits to watching Jersey Shore. Ummmm, I’m pretty sure she’s my girl-crush soulmate. In her GQ interview for Knockout of the Year she said:

“I love what I do,” she said, “but my theory is that it’s people who doubt what they do and want to prove it to you, they’re like, ‘It’s art. I create art. It’s art, art, art.’ I’m like, ‘Holy s**t, are you f**king kidding me?’ I run around and pretend I’m someone else for twelve hours, I record ’Family Guy.’ Then I get to go home and watch ’Jersey Shore.’”

Kunis also said she found her career by accident when her parents, who moved to America to escape the Soviet Union, needed a cheap hobby to keep her busy. “My English was a little janky,” she said. “I didn’t have very many friends. And there was this place advertised on the radio as a place for kids to meet other kids — an acting class. My parents couldn’t afford a babysitter. They said, ‘Great, that takes up our Saturday.’”

I love her. I LOVE HER SO MUCH. I agree with everything she says, and even when I don’t I find myself just nodding in agreement and drooling a little bit sometimes.

via ONTD

20 amazing Halloween nail art photos!

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I think out of all of them, I’d be most likely to rock these:

all from F*ck Yeah Nail Art!

Courtney Stodden was kicked out of a pumpkin patch for dressing like a street walker.

17 year old Courtney Stodden, my favorite teen train wreck, was kicked out of a pumpkin patch this week for her wearing cowgirl prostitute Halloween costume in front of children. That’s what it was, right?…….a Halloween costume? Oh wait, that’s what she actually wears out in public? MY BAD.

Her and her husband (YES, she’s married) Doug Hutchison, were actually both kicked out because they made a spectacle of themselves for the paparazzi. They are trying to get a reality show (and failing) so I’m guessing they are trying to seem somehow relevant by being photographed

I don’t blame the pumpkin patch for kicking her out since, you know… PUMPKIN PATCHES ARE FOR CHILDREN AND FAMILIES. And seeing her dressed like that could permanently scar them for life. Although Courtney does have an argument to stay since she’s still legally a child *glares at Doug Hutchison*

I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS REAL LIFE. What is wrong with America? More importantly, what is wrong with me for 1) caring about this and 2) actually admitting I care and 3) admitting I care on my blog to thousands of people? I should be ashamed of myself. You guys too, since you’re still reading it and enabling my addiction to this crap.



NAIL POLISH SWAG. That’s what this is.