This is my future husband, John Mayer, being photographed by paparazzi. His hair is long, and he has a beard. And for some reason, it makes him look a little overweight. I don’t get it. He looks terrible with a beard. 99% of men LOOK WORSE WITH A BEARD. Don’t grow one. You look better. I swear to God, it’s not covering up your double chin, or making your jaw line look more defined. It just makes you look worse. STOP DOING IT! For me. OK?
This is what he looks like when he’s clean shaven and has his hair cut:
Here at BlahBethany.com we (oh who am I kidding… there’s no we. This is a one woman show) really love people doing crazy shit on the subway. So here’s a disgusting video of an old man brushing his overgrown beard with a plastic fork.
Man, the beard and mustache championships seem pretty cool, I now want some tickets.
Meet Gary Weddle, the man who promised TEN YEARS AGO that he wouldn’t shave his beard until Bin Laden was killed
On September 11, 2001, Weddle was a substitute teacher. He spent so much time that week engrossed in the news, he forgot to shave. He vowed then and there that he wouldn’t shave until Bin Laden was captured or killed, figuring it would be 2-3 months. Try almost TEN YEARS later, and he actually grew his beard the whole time.
Sunday Night was pretty spectacular, and he didn’t even wait to hear Obama confirm it. He grabbed his wife’s Venus Razor (YEAH I NOTICED IT.) and shaved it all off, taking at least 10 years off his look.
GOOD FOR YOU, BOO BOO. Way to stick to your vow, and look like a homeless dude. I’m proud of you.