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Zach Anner is back, with help from John Mayer, for his new travel show, Rollin’ With Zach

Do you guys remember Zach Anner? I wrote about how he competed in Oprah Winfrey‘s contest to win your own show on her network. Despite having cerebral palsy, he is traveling the world and showing people his activities. John Mayer took a certain liking to him, and offered his help in any way possible. Looks like it materialized into writing and producing the theme song for Zach’s new show, Rollin’ With Zach. d’awwww. I love John. What a nice guy. You can hear the first tidbit of the song in the preview for Zach’s new show!:

I can’t get the stupid video to work, so click here to watch it!

In season one of Rollin’ With Zach, he travels from coast to coast, visiting Los Angeles, Chicago, New York, San Francisco, Las Vegas and Portland. Each episode is filled with humor and emotion, as Zach meets new people, indulges in his favorite treats, and attempts new and exciting experiences he never thought possible! From surfing to sailing, rock climbing to water-skiing, he challenges himself to try the unexpected, and at times – the seemingly impossible. And when things don’t go as planned, Zach embraces the problem with his sharp sense of humor and a positive attitude, because travel is an adventure and sometimes you just have to “roll with it!”

(Home Makeover + Biggest Loser) x 933,242 = how much I’m going to cry every episode of Rollin’ With Zach.

I don’t even like Oprah and this made me laugh.

Since I don’t have a Tumblr, I can’t reblog… but here’s my favorite Kelly Oxford post to date:

If you’re not following Kelly Oxford’s Tumblr, you should. She’s a hilarious housewife. To date, she’s done nothing to deserve fame except be funny. But I’m pretty sure (since so many people have realized how funny she is) that she’s a lot of stuff cookin’ up and she’ll be involved in some big things in the future.

This is a commentary (which she posts a lot) between her and her husband while watching Oprah give tons of crap away on TV…. enjoy.

James: Are they going to scream and cry like this every time Oprah shows them something?
James: Why are they crying?
James: That bag looks like a piece of shit. What are those, slippers?
James: I thought these shoes were custom made. How are they giving them out without knowing their sizes?
James: ♬ We’re fat ladies dancing ♬
James: Oh My God.
James: “Oh mothafucka! A cashmere blanket? OH LAWD!”
*he’s quiet for 2 mins, I look over and he’s asleep*
Kelly: You can’t go to sleep
James: I can’t watch this, how can they do this for a whole hour?
James: They should all have to wear the sweaters.
James: Gettin’ it! Gettin’ it! SOLD! Where’s the fucking phone. I want that knife. Isn’t that what this is? Get Oprah on the phone.
James: Now everyone gets macaroni and cheese. Gifts are degrading now, they got a $2000 watch 10 mins ago.
James: I hope you’re writing this down Kelly. Ghirardelli’s Brownie Mix.
James: I’m calling my lawyer. Oprah was looking at me when she just said “You’re all getting one”
James: All those ladies are like ‘Who the fuck is Jay-Z’
James: “Oh muthafucka, that is some good macaroni and cheese.”
James: That lady has no idea what Netflix is, she thinks she just won a movie studio. Look at her crying and making prayer hands! It’s $8 a month lady.
James: Did Oprah seriously just say ‘my favorite workout pants’
James: Is this show live in Chicago? I wonder how many people got rolled for their stuff when they left.
James: Well that was stupid.
Kelly: What was your favorite thing?
James: When it ended.

PS…. my favorite line? “I’m calling my lawyer. Oprah was looking at me when she just said “You’re all getting one” …… freakin’ genius.

I love when Oprah gives things away.

These people go friggen crazy. This isn’t exactly Xbox’ target demographic…. soccer moms. But hey, that thing looks awesome.

I love Oprah mass hysteria

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I’ve never been an Oprah watcher, but I am most definitely a “watch clips, point and laugh” watcher. This clip is hilllarrrrious. These people started freaking out when she just said “Philly.” WHO WANTS TO GO TO PHILLY? I sure don’t. I would’ve been like, “Girl, please. Philly? Those other bitches got a car and you’re sending me to Philly?” But Oprah didn’t disappoint, and all these Twimoms are going to AUS-TRAIL-YUHHHH!!!!!

Also, the lady at 3:02 made my day, by the way. That was the best, most normal reaction out of everyone.


This is AWESOME. This guy is so funny. I hope he gets a show with Oprah.