As if Allison Williams couldn’t get any hotter….she goes and does this*.
*3 years ago, but still.
**Apparently this video made Judd Apatow want to cast her in the role of Marnie on Girls.
Guys, have you ever wondered what kind of pain a woman goes through during childbirth? Normally people would say you’ll never know, but some really messed up women have figured out a way for men to experience
the joys of childbirth the excruciating pain women go through, via a torture device. A genius torture device, I should add.
Dennis and Valerio from the Dutch show Proefkonijnen (or, in English, Guinea Pigs) decided to take the challenge, and strapped the electrodes to their bellies and experiences “contractions” (AKA waves of electricity to cause muscle tension) for TWO HOURS to mimic the last two hours before childbirth.
Here’s the video, MAKE SURE YOU TURN ON CLOSED CAPTIONING! There’s a little CC button (look at the photo above) that you need to press. It starts to get hilarious around the 5:00 mark. I mean…. really. Watch it all. The part where the camera man is cracking up says it all.
One guy, Dennis, manages to survive the entire two hours. My favorite guy, Valeria, bailed. Which, I don’t know if you know this but… WOMEN CAN’T DO THAT DURING CHILDBIRTH. The only thing he has in common with women who actually go through childbirth is he has a huge vagina.
Dear future awkward little girl,
I can relate.
A currently awkward big girl
This literally made my day.
James Franco and his new lady friend, Ashley Benson (this is me pretending like I know who that is), for no reason at all, made this “music video.” He posted it to his WhoSay channel (again, this is me pretending like I know what that is) and took it down pretty quickly.
My bet is he’s afraid of the Beliebers……… which, if you didn’t know, are Justin Bieber fans. Fun fact: my website is belieber.wordpress.com, and I made it before Justin Bieber ever existed. And the reason for that is because my last name IS LIEB so people nicknamed me Belieber.
JUSTIN BIEBER STOLE MY NICKNAME. Not ok with it.
I’m looking at you, Republican primary candidates. Oh wait, those are all rats. HAAAAAA I GOT JOKES, FOLKS!
OK, so there’s Tebowing, planking, owling….. and now LION KINGing. This is……..amazing. I’m pretty sure anyone with a cat/child/small dog has already done this before. There’s just a name for it now. You don’t have to feel so weird!
Lion kinging is raising your ____ (baby, cat, dog, hamster) into the sky like Rafiki did to Simba in “The Lion King.” And if you’re all, “Oh, I’ve done that before, but I didn’t sing the song….” SHUT UP. Don’t lie. Everyone who has seen Lion King enough times to try Lion King-ing their pet knows that f*cking song by heart. DON’T LIE. Sure, there aren’t words…. but we know the noises. AHHHH SAY HENYAAAA BABA BEE SE BABAAAAA, SAY HENYYAAAAAA…. HUMMMMMMMM
(hoarders alert at :43!!)
Unfortunately I can’t participate in this awesome new phenomenon because have two 60+ lb Golden Retrievers who are fat and I’m not ripped like Rafiki and it would hurt my arms to lift them above my head like that. Maybe I’ll steal someone’s cat a make a video with theirs and pretend like it’s mine.