Cameron Diaz Teen Choice Awards Shoe Porn. I would marry those shoes.

I mean really. HELLO PERFECT SHOES. I would like to own you. Run away and spend your time with me instead of Cameron. I’ll give you your own shelf in my closet and think about you all the time. Cameron will only wear you once and stick you in a closet full of shoes that are more expensive than you, only to be forgotten. You’ll like me much more than her, I promise.

They’re Burak Uyan, apparently. I’ve never heard of that particular designer and am not familiar with their shoes but HOLY SHIT, SHOES. Those are amazing. Here are some creepy foot shots because I REALLY WANT YOU GUYS TO AGREE WITH ME THAT THEY’RE AMAZING.