In all of it’s live glory:
This literally made my day.
James Franco and his new lady friend, Ashley Benson (this is me pretending like I know who that is), for no reason at all, made this “music video.” He posted it to his WhoSay channel (again, this is me pretending like I know what that is) and took it down pretty quickly.
My bet is he’s afraid of the Beliebers……… which, if you didn’t know, are Justin Bieber fans. Fun fact: my website is belieber.wordpress.com, and I made it before Justin Bieber ever existed. And the reason for that is because my last name IS LIEB so people nicknamed me Belieber.
JUSTIN BIEBER STOLE MY NICKNAME. Not ok with it.
I know it’s been a while, but can you remember back when Lindsay Lohan was not only hot, considered (somewhat) talented, and only got arrested like… once a year? Yeah… me either. But I guess that apparently was once a reality. But not anymore, because she was arrested yet again this week for slapping a ho in the face at a night club for stealing her purse. Except she didn’t really steal her purse, Lindsay Lohan is just cray.
Thanks E! for creating this timeline of all the times Lindsay Lohan has been in trouble with the law. For those of you that count…. there are TWENTY…. THREE….. entries on this list. TWENTY THREE.
May 26, 2007: Lohan is collared on a charge of driving under the influence and possession of cocaine after losing control of her Mercedes in a booze-fueled car wreck in Beverly Hills.
July 24, 2007: The actress is taken into custody in Santa Monica on suspicion of driving under the influence, driving on a suspended license and possession of cocaine after she gets into a verbal argument with a woman whom she chased in her SUV.
Aug. 23, 2007: Lohan pleads guilty to misdemeanor cocaine use and driving under the influence and is sentenced to one day in jail and 10 days of community service and placed on three years’ probation.
Nov. 15, 2007: LiLo spends a whopping 84 minutes in the Lynwood, Calif. jail before being released due to overcrowding.
March 13-16, 2009: A Beverly Hills judge issues a $50,000 warrant related to Lohan’s May 2007 DUI arrest only to rescind it three days later after her attorney Shawn Holley shows that the starlet has been complying with the terms of her probation.
Oct. 16, 2009: The judge in her DUI case extends Lohan’s probation by an additional 12 months so she can complete her court-ordered alcohol education program, which she had up until that point failed to do given her ever-busy career.
May 20, 2010: Her probation is revoked and a bench warrant is issued for the thespian’s arrest after Lohan skips a court date to attend the Cannes film festival and then claims she couldn’t get back because, in the words of her attorney, “her passport was stolen.” The judge sets her bail at $100,000, which she later pays to win her freedom.
May 24, 2010: The trouble-prone party girl is fitted with an alcohol-monitoring SCRAM device on her ankle and ordered to refrain from drugs and booze and undergo weekly random drug testing as part of the conditions of her bail.
June 8, 2010: A judge rules Lindsay’s in violation of her probation, hikes her bail to $200,000 and issues a new bench warrant for her arrest two days after Lindsay’s SCRAM ankle brace suspiciously lights up at an MTV Movie Awards afterparty. The warrant is subsequently recalled after a bail bondsman covers Lohan’s bond.
July 6, 2010: Lohan is sentenced to 90 days in jail for failing to attend her court-ordered weekly alcohol education classes.
July 20, 2010: Linds surrenders and ultimately ends up serving two weeks due to prison overcrowding and the non-violent nature of her crime.
Sept. 24, 2010: Lohan’s probation revoked after she flunks a drug test which found cocaine in her system.
Sept. 28, 2010: Lohan leaves jail and goes directly to rehab.
Dec. 12, 2010: During Lohan’s rehab stint, a staffer at the Betty Ford Center accuses the starlet of attacking her after she asks Lohan to submit to a drug and alcohol test. The charges are later dropped.
Feb. 9, 2011: Surprise! LL is taken back into custody after pleading not guilty to stealing a $2,500 necklace from a Venice jewelry store.
Apr. 22, 2011: Lohan is given 120 days in county jail and 480 hours of community service after a judge finds she violated her probation on the 2007 DUI. At the same time, her necklace-jacking charge is knocked down to a misdemeanor.
May 26, 2011: She’s released from L.A.’s Lynwood Jail due to overcrowding and serves out the rest of her stint under house arrest.
Oct. 19, 2011: The Mean Girls star has her probation revoked (again!) after she fails to perform her community service obligations. After being briefly detained, she gets out after posting $100,000 bail.
March 14, 2012: Lohan is accused of allegedly sideswiping a person with her car outside a Hollywood hotspot and then fleeing the scene. L.A. prosecutors decline to prosecute, citing “no direct evidence.”
March 29, 2012: The comeback kid finally completes the probation in her DUI case and is placed on informal probation for the necklace theft.
Sept. 19, 2012: Lohan is arrested for allegedly clipping a man with her car outside New York City’s posh Dream Hotel and then leaving the scene. Manhattan D.A.’s office, however, opt not to bring charges, citing insufficient evidence.
Oct. 10, 2012: Cops respond to a disturbance call at the Long Island, N.Y. home where Lindsay is staying with her mother, Dina Lohan, after the two allegedly have a massive blowout. No charges are filed, however.
Nov. 29, 2012: Lohan popped outside Club Avenue in downtown Manhattan after she allegedly punched a woman in the face.
Apparently Jennifer Lawrence is too fat to play Katniss. At least according to some critics. And unfortunately they’re TOP critics, not the pieces of shit you’d expect to say this from gossip magazines. Yeah, JUST LET THAT SINK IN FOR A MINUTE.
The NEW YORK TIMES’ critic L.V. Anderson says, “A few years ago Ms. Lawrence might have looked hungry enough to play Katniss, but now, at 21, her seductive, womanly figure makes a bad fit for a dystopian fantasy about a people starved into submission.”
The Hollywood Reporter says her lingering baby fat is evident throughout the film in certain scenes.
My least favorite of all, Jeffrey Wells from Hollywood Elsewhere says, Jennifer Lawrence is a “fairly tall, BIG-BONED lady” who’s “too big” for Josh Hutcherson, who plays Katniss’s romantic interest Peeta.
So let’s talk about the reasons this is so ridiculous and makes me a wee bit stabby and start to freak out.
#1, Jennifer Lawrence is perfectly thin, even by Hollywood standards. She probably weighs around 120 lbs. At the most. She’s fit, muscular and lean. She’s not “big boned” IN THE LEAST, not even compared to other Hollywood actresses. So for someone to say she has baby fat, that she’s BIG BONED (oh my god, RAGGGEEEE!) or that she looks big compared to ANYONE… makes me super stabby.
#2, If these critics want to claim their opinion isn’t misogynistic, encouraging related to the unrealistic expectations towards women in both the “real world” and in Hollywood, then why didn’t they have the same things to say about Jennifer Lawrence’s male counterparts in the film? Liam Hemsworth AND Josh Hutcherson both looked well fed and muscular, and both were residents of District 12. Did they look “starving” enough? No? Well then why wasn’t that included in your critique, hmmm? Oh, because you’re a misogynistic piece of shit, and will take any opportunity to cut down women that look great? Oh great, well I’m glad we got that cleared up.
#3, SUCK MY DICK, CRITICS.
d’awwwwwww. He really was blushing hahaha
And yes, I just d’aww-ed about a video where Zac Efron talks about dropping a condom. DEAL WITH IT.
Megan Fox was on vacation in Hawaii with Brian Austin Green and…. shockingly…. was photographed by the paparazzi in her bikini. She looks good, though! She’s got a little color, and looks like she gained a little bit of weight. Nothing super substantial, but it looks good on her and I think she needed it.
Now, what I need is more Megan! She has disappeared. No movies lately, no pictures, no news…………. not happy with that.
Anyway, enjoy. The rest of the photos are over at The Superficial, which is where I stole these from.