Ugly eyebrow alert
Julianne Hough?…. You know better than to paint on some chola eyebrows.What would Ryan Seacrest say if he saw those?
UGLY EYEBROW ALERT: There’s a name for them, “Scouse Brows”!!!!!
I just stumbled upon one of my favorite YouTube guru’s makeup tutorial (for lack of a better word) regarding “scouse brows” which is apparently what the Brits call chola eyebrows.
He breaks down the steps reaaaaaal simple for those of us with reading comprehension issues:
Take your normal eyebrow… now PLUCK THE LIFE OUT OF THEM.
Once they are nearly all gone – THEN PAINT THEM BACK IN HUGE! AND BLACK!
Did i mention BLACK? I mean CARBON BLACK! No, Carbon, Carbon PIGMENT BLACK!
lol Voila! Scouse brows!
The full tutorial is below, but for more ugly eyebrows, be sure to check out my ugly eyebrow history on Blahbethany.
Fierce Eyebrow Alert…..Shawshank Redemption edition.
Two Chicago inmates, Kenneth Conley and Jose Banks, escaped jail by repelling TWENTY STORIES down a downtown Metropolitan Correctional Center using a makeshift rope and harness. They then escaped via taxi, and their trail has gone cold.
Investigators later found a broken window in the men’s cell, where window bars were found inside a mattress, according to an FBI affidavit. Fake metal bars also were found in the men’s cell, a rope was tied to a window bar, and each man’s bed was stuffed with clothing and sheets to resemble a body, the affidavit said.
It appeared to illustrate a meticulously planned escape — which came a week after Banks made a courtroom vow of retribution. Both men are facing hefty prison sentences, and the FBI said they should be considered armed and dangerous.
via Fox News
This is some wanna-be Shawshank Redemption plan. How much you want to bet they’re in Mexico on the beach enjoying all their cash together? The only difference is Jose Banks has WAY better eyebrows than Morgan Freeman. I never knew that waxing and tweezing services are available in jail. Maybe that’s why Chicago is always in a fiscal crisis.
Banks and his fierce eyebrows are my new favorite:
Banks, known as the Second-Hand Bandit because he wore used clothes during his heists, was convicted last week of robbing two banks and attempting to rob two others. Authorities say he stole almost $600,000, and most of that still is missing.
During trial, he had to be restrained because he threatened to walk out of the courtroom. He acted as his own attorney and verbally sparred with the prosecutor, at times arguing that that U.S. law didn’t apply to him because he was a sovereign citizen of a group that was above state and federal law.
YOU GO GIRL. You and your eyebrows.
Ugly eyebrow alert….Jersey Shore edition!
The F*CK did Deena do to her face? I know she’s admitted to having a nose job once before… but to me it looks like she got another one. It also looks like she’s lost a little bit of weight, and TOTALLY MESSED UP HER EYRBROWS. Those are some bad semi-eyebrows. THey’re just….semi-circles. No arch…. no difference in thickness or width… just… a big, awful semi-circle eyebrow. *sigh*
My new favorite website for Ugly Eyebrow ammo…. CHOLAFIED!
OMG. This website is the best thing ever. Go visit Cholafied.com …. unfortunately they don’t have a generator where you can submit your own photos, but I’m praying that it’s the next step in the website’s evolution, because I’d totally make that shit my profile picture on Facebook.
And for the record? I would STILL sleep with Ryan Gosling, chola eyebrows and all.
Madonna just got an UGLY EYEBROW RED CARD. Also, photoshop is officially a weapon.
GAAAAAHHHHH BURN IT!!! BURN IT WITH FIRE!
Part of me thinks both sides of this photo are photoshopped… because there’s obviously no way the left isn’t messed with… but does Madonna really look like that (the right) unphotoshopped? That’s …. terrifying. What happened to her eyebrows? And who chose that unfortunate shade? Also, why would you COMPLETELY change someone’s eye color? Weirdos. At least her awesome cheek crease is legit. GOOD FOR HER.
UGLY EYEBROW ALERT. Courtney Stodden loves the “bold” look
Not that I expected more from her, but Courtney Stodden (MY FAVORITE TRAINWRECK) went on Dr. Drew’s show (Dr. Drew has a show?) to prove her boobs aren’t fake. I could’ve told you that, I’ve never thought they were fake. They’re just average sized boobs in a bra that’s 3 times too big filled with push up inserts (you can see those here)
But anyway, her brows were out to play. Thanks to Kristina for sending me this, pretty intense stuff, hahaha.
See… DO YOU SEE THE CHICKEN CUTLET IN THE BOTTOM? And her boobs don’t fill the suit. That’s call AN OPTICAL ILLUSION, Y’ALL.
Adrian Grenier’s senior class photo teaches us an important lesson about ugly eyebrows
Adrian Grenier’s senior class photo teaches us an important lesson: even when they’re fug in high school, they can end up being gorgeous with lesson on how to use hair product, a haircut, a good eyebrow grooming, and crustache removal. IT’S ALL ABOUT THE BONE STRUCTURE.
UGLY EYEBROW ALERT! Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart (who?!)
Apparently this is Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart the 18th Duchess of Alba La Duquesa de Alba. I don’t know what any of that means. All I know is homegirl has some ugly eyebrows and some chicken cutlets implanted in her cheeks!
UGLY EYEBROW ALERT!!! Man edition.
GIRL WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? Filling in your eyebrows like that is a crime when you already have dark eyebrows. PLUS… plus…. your goatee looks patchy now in comparison. #BEAUTY FAIL.
I expected much more from a fabulous gay man like yourself, Adam.
UGLY EYEBROW ALERT! Courtesy of Snooki and her prom picture
Holy eyebrows, Snooki!
The Snook-ster tweeted a picture of her from prom. Dare I say it but she looks really cute…. if you ignore the eyebrows. They shape is a little unfortunate. But she’s so teensy weensy! And not quite a tan (or poofed) as she usually is on Jersey Shore.
I think she should go back to this look. What do you think?
UGLY EYEBROW ALERT: tranny tutorial
If this person has any true friends, they will intervene and tell her eyebrows are not meant to be drawn on your face with STENCILS AND EYESHADOW! You grow hair there for a reason, y’all!
UGLY EYEBROW ALERT! This time it’s a neuroscientist. That’s a new one.
David Jentsch is a neuroscientist doing experiments on animals. Some animal rights activists got pissed and sent him razor blades (supposedly) infected with HIV, like the psychopaths that they are. BECAUSE ANIMALS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN HUMANS.
Anyway, obbbbvviously before calling the cops, David used the razor blade on his eyebrows because they are super fresh and well groomed. They look very chola-esq.
Ugly Eyebrow Alert, Level 2
Uh oh, it’s that time again. When bad eyebrows happen to good people.
On a level 1-5 “Ugly Eyebrow Alert”, this is a 2. It’s forgivable, but still pretty bad. Katy Perry showed up to the premier of her fiancé Russell Brand’s new movie. Sweetheart, what were you thinking!
I know the bold eyebrow look is in right now, but it’s not in for people that already have dark eyebrows and hair. Katy has true black hair, black eyebrows, and black eyelashes. It’s a bit much, no? The only time I think this look can be pulled off is if you’re in an editorial. In the real world, the penciled in eyebrows look overpowering. Stick with the natural look, Katy.
For those of you trying to do this at home, don’t darken the skin closest to your nose where your brow begins. If you start it about 1/4 inch in, it will look more natural and not as Sharpie-esq.
What do you think of Katy’s eyebrows? Leave a comment or vote in our poll!
Ugly CHOLA Eyebrow Alert!
Would you still be my friend if I had Sharpie eyebrows?
No but seriously, Whatever tattoo artist, or marker manufacturer did this to this POOR WOMAN’S FACE should be put in jail. Really. That is just… wow. Speechless. Absolutely speechless.
Really though, I was being serious, would you still be my friend if I had Sharpie eyebrows?
P.S. I think I’m going to make this a regular feature on Supposedly Sane. Ugly Eyebrow Alerts.
UGLY EYEBROW ALERT LEVEL 5 (that means sharpie)
WHAT. WAS. SHE. THINKING???
Pia Glen plays Condoleezza Rice in Will Ferrell’s broadway show. Enough said.
Homegirl needs to get a well-lit makeup mirror and re-examine that SITUATION goin’ on above her eyes, because we have a serious problem.
LADIES, how many times do I have to tell you, DON’T SHAVE OFF YOUR EYEBROWS AND THEN DRAW THEM ON WITH INK. Tattoo, sharpie, pencil, liner… nothing. You should have hair there!
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