Ugly eyebrow alert
Julianne Hough?…. You know better than to paint on some chola eyebrows.What would Ryan Seacrest say if he saw those?
UGLY EYEBROW ALERT: There’s a name for them, “Scouse Brows”!!!!!
I just stumbled upon one of my favorite YouTube guru’s makeup tutorial (for lack of a better word) regarding “scouse brows” which is apparently what the Brits call chola eyebrows.
He breaks down the steps reaaaaaal simple for those of us with reading comprehension issues:
Take your normal eyebrow… now PLUCK THE LIFE OUT OF THEM.
Once they are nearly all gone – THEN PAINT THEM BACK IN HUGE! AND BLACK!
Did i mention BLACK? I mean CARBON BLACK! No, Carbon, Carbon PIGMENT BLACK!
lol Voila! Scouse brows!
The full tutorial is below, but for more ugly eyebrows, be sure to check out my ugly eyebrow history on Blahbethany.
My new favorite website for Ugly Eyebrow ammo…. CHOLAFIED!
OMG. This website is the best thing ever. Go visit Cholafied.com …. unfortunately they don’t have a generator where you can submit your own photos, but I’m praying that it’s the next step in the website’s evolution, because I’d totally make that shit my profile picture on Facebook.
And for the record? I would STILL sleep with Ryan Gosling, chola eyebrows and all.
I’m giving Pippa Middleton an Ugly Eyebrow yellow card.
Oh Pippa. Let’s never let this happen again, my dear. Never again. You have been yellow carded. Don’t make me red card you! I like you too much to do that.
It could be worse, though. At least Sharpie eyebrows weren’t involved.
After looking at this photo of Rumer and Scout Willis, I’ve decided Bruce Willis should be involuntarily sterilized.
How can someone, ANYONE, make such ugly babies with someone as beautiful as Demi Moore? I’M LOOKING AT YOU, BRUCE. This is your fault.
Really, I’m not trying to be an asshole here. But I feel bad for their faces. Rumor looks beautiful standing next to Scout, though. So I recommend she always… always… be photographed next to her sister. Always.
My executive decision is that Bruce Willis should be involuntarily sterilized due to his genes (mainly his jaw/chin) that takeover his children’s faces. It’s a joke that he had all girls, too. Maybe if he had a son that chin would be OK.
UGLY EYEBROW ALERT! Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart (who?!)
Apparently this is Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart the 18th Duchess of Alba La Duquesa de Alba. I don’t know what any of that means. All I know is homegirl has some ugly eyebrows and some chicken cutlets implanted in her cheeks!
UGLY EYEBROW ALERT: tranny tutorial
If this person has any true friends, they will intervene and tell her eyebrows are not meant to be drawn on your face with STENCILS AND EYESHADOW! You grow hair there for a reason, y’all!
I am obsessed with… Ke$ha’s Benjamin Button bikini bod!
Ke$ha’s face is in the present, but her Benjamin Button body started at age 100 and is reversing back in time. It’s now 80 years old and hates her.
I’m well aware that you’ll all probably probably hate my guts for posting these photos, but I’m willing to take that risk because I felt these photos needed to see the light of day. Yes, her unfortunate body shape has been well documented on my blog… but these photos were in a class of their own. The Superficial had over 50 photos, and I chose my favorite, least flattering ones because I am mean like that. AT LEAST HER FACE LOOKS PRETTY (in some of them)!
Ugly Hair Alert
Ewwww, RIHANNA! What have you done to yourself?
What does this remind me of?? I feel like some famous pop culture icon has had a hair cut like this and I can’t think of it.
Hmmmph.
Anyway, everyone else’s opinion doesn’t matter, only mine. And this is ugly.
Ugly Eyebrow Alert, Level 2
Uh oh, it’s that time again. When bad eyebrows happen to good people.
On a level 1-5 “Ugly Eyebrow Alert”, this is a 2. It’s forgivable, but still pretty bad. Katy Perry showed up to the premier of her fiancé Russell Brand’s new movie. Sweetheart, what were you thinking!
I know the bold eyebrow look is in right now, but it’s not in for people that already have dark eyebrows and hair. Katy has true black hair, black eyebrows, and black eyelashes. It’s a bit much, no? The only time I think this look can be pulled off is if you’re in an editorial. In the real world, the penciled in eyebrows look overpowering. Stick with the natural look, Katy.
For those of you trying to do this at home, don’t darken the skin closest to your nose where your brow begins. If you start it about 1/4 inch in, it will look more natural and not as Sharpie-esq.
What do you think of Katy’s eyebrows? Leave a comment or vote in our poll!
UGLY EYEBROW ALERT LEVEL 5 (that means sharpie)
WHAT. WAS. SHE. THINKING???
Pia Glen plays Condoleezza Rice in Will Ferrell’s broadway show. Enough said.
Homegirl needs to get a well-lit makeup mirror and re-examine that SITUATION goin’ on above her eyes, because we have a serious problem.
LADIES, how many times do I have to tell you, DON’T SHAVE OFF YOUR EYEBROWS AND THEN DRAW THEM ON WITH INK. Tattoo, sharpie, pencil, liner… nothing. You should have hair there!
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