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Ugly eyebrow alert

Ugly eyebrow alert: Julianne Hough? You know better.

Julianne Hough?…. You know better than to paint on some chola eyebrows.What would Ryan Seacrest say if he saw those?

UGLY EYEBROW ALERT: There’s a name for them, “Scouse Brows”!!!!!

scouse brows before and after

I just stumbled upon one of my favorite YouTube guru’s makeup tutorial (for lack of a better word) regarding “scouse brows” which is apparently what the Brits call chola eyebrows.

He breaks down the steps reaaaaaal simple for those of us with reading comprehension issues:

Take your normal eyebrow… now PLUCK THE LIFE OUT OF THEM.

Once they are nearly all gone – THEN PAINT THEM BACK IN HUGE! AND BLACK!

Did i mention BLACK? I mean CARBON BLACK! No, Carbon, Carbon PIGMENT BLACK!

lol Voila! Scouse brows!

The full tutorial is below, but for more ugly eyebrows, be sure to check out my ugly eyebrow history on Blahbethany.

My new favorite website for Ugly Eyebrow ammo…. CHOLAFIED!

OMG. This website is the best thing ever. Go visit …. unfortunately they don’t have a generator where you can submit your own photos, but I’m praying that it’s the next step in the website’s evolution, because I’d totally make that shit my profile picture on Facebook.

And for the record? I would STILL sleep with Ryan Gosling, chola eyebrows and all.

I’m giving Pippa Middleton an Ugly Eyebrow yellow card.

Oh Pippa. Let’s never let this happen again, my dear. Never again. You have been yellow carded. Don’t make me red card you! I like you too much to do that.

It could be worse, though. At least Sharpie eyebrows weren’t involved.

After looking at this photo of Rumer and Scout Willis, I’ve decided Bruce Willis should be involuntarily sterilized.

How can someone, ANYONE, make such ugly babies with someone as beautiful as Demi Moore? I’M LOOKING AT YOU, BRUCE. This is your fault.

Really, I’m not trying to be an asshole here. But I feel bad for their faces. Rumor looks beautiful standing next to Scout, though. So I recommend she always… always… be photographed next to her sister. Always.

My executive decision is that Bruce Willis should be involuntarily sterilized due to his genes (mainly his jaw/chin) that takeover his children’s faces. It’s a joke that he had all girls, too. Maybe if he had a son that chin would be OK.

UGLY EYEBROW ALERT! Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart (who?!)

Apparently this is Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart the 18th Duchess of Alba La Duquesa de Alba. I don’t know what any of that means. All I know is homegirl has some ugly eyebrows and some chicken cutlets implanted in her cheeks!

UGLY EYEBROW ALERT: tranny tutorial

If this person has any true friends, they will intervene and tell her eyebrows are not meant to be drawn on your face with STENCILS AND EYESHADOW! You grow hair there for a reason, y’all!