Julianne Hough?…. You know better than to paint on some chola eyebrows.What would Ryan Seacrest say if he saw those?
I just stumbled upon one of my favorite YouTube guru’s makeup tutorial (for lack of a better word) regarding “scouse brows” which is apparently what the Brits call chola eyebrows.
He breaks down the steps reaaaaaal simple for those of us with reading comprehension issues:
Take your normal eyebrow… now PLUCK THE LIFE OUT OF THEM.
Once they are nearly all gone – THEN PAINT THEM BACK IN HUGE! AND BLACK!
Did i mention BLACK? I mean CARBON BLACK! No, Carbon, Carbon PIGMENT BLACK!
lol Voila! Scouse brows!
The full tutorial is below, but for more ugly eyebrows, be sure to check out my ugly eyebrow history on Blahbethany.
OMG. This website is the best thing ever. Go visit Cholafied.com …. unfortunately they don’t have a generator where you can submit your own photos, but I’m praying that it’s the next step in the website’s evolution, because I’d totally make that shit my profile picture on Facebook.
And for the record? I would STILL sleep with Ryan Gosling, chola eyebrows and all.
Oh Pippa. Let’s never let this happen again, my dear. Never again. You have been yellow carded. Don’t make me red card you! I like you too much to do that.
It could be worse, though. At least Sharpie eyebrows weren’t involved.
Apparently this is Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart the 18th Duchess of Alba La Duquesa de Alba. I don’t know what any of that means. All I know is homegirl has some ugly eyebrows and some chicken cutlets implanted in her cheeks!
If this person has any true friends, they will intervene and tell her eyebrows are not meant to be drawn on your face with STENCILS AND EYESHADOW! You grow hair there for a reason, y’all!