Someone made the Game of Thrones cast into Simpson characters.
Some AWESOME human decided to turn our favorite Game of Thrones characters into Simpson characters. While the artist did not catch the love of my life Khal Drogo exaclty the way I picture him, I love it nonetheless.
I definitely feel this way about myself.
I don’t know why everyone doesn’t feel this way about me, but I definitely feel this way about myself.
Oh yeah, and a little bit of this:
hahahahahaha
“I’d love to park my heart somewhere….preferably with running water.”
This is one of my favorite Mad Men scenes ever. So hawkward.
MAD MEN SEASON 5 PREMIER WAS AMAAAAZING. I am happy to say Don and Megan are still together. They’re married now (I’m a little sad they didn’t show the wedding on film… I wanted to see how Betty handled that).
This week Megan performed Zou Bisou Bisou for Don at his surprise birthday party. It’s charming, and courageous, and oh so awkward. I could never, ever, do that. But good for her. His face at the first moment she starting singing is PRICELESS. It’s like, “WTF. Well, I guess this is OK because you’re incredibly hot.”
Who else is with me that Megan might be the first girl to break Don’s heart? He’s finally met his match…. which means shit will go down, I’m sure! Maybe she’ll cheat on him, or leave him or something. We’ll have to see, the writers of this show always surprise me!
I wish I had a Cory Matthews boyfriend. Too bad I was homeschooled.
“Mom, listen, I haven’t been together with Topanga for 22 years, but we have been together for 16. That’s a lot longer than most couples have been together. I mean, when we were born, you told me that we used to take walks in our strollers together around the block. When we were two, we were best friends. I mean, I knew everything about this girl. I knew her favorite color, her favorite food. Then we became six, Eric made fun of me because it wasn’t cool to have a best friend that was a girl or even know a girl. So for the next seven years I threw dirt at her. I like to call those “the lost years”. Then when I was thirteen, mom, she put me up against my locker and she kissed me. I mean, she gave me my first kiss. She taught me how to dance. She always was talking about these crazy things and I never understood a word she said. All I understood was that she was the girl I sat up every night thinking about, and when I’m with her, I feel happy to be alive. Like I can do anything. Even talk to you like this. So that’s, that’s what I think is love, mom. When I’m better because she’s here.” – Cory Matthews, Boy Meets World
The only boy I went on walks around the neighborhood in a stroller with was my brother, and yeah………no. So, I’d like to go back in time and actually go to school (THANKS MOM AND DAD. <–sarcastic) so I can find myself a Cory Matthews. I’ll marry him, we’ll live happily ever after, I’ll wear scrunchies and still look cool, and I can make my babies wear side ponies.
Virgin Diaries LIVE BLOGGING. Tune in with me, don’t forget the condoms.
I can’t contain the excitement!!!! You ready? I’m ready. Let’s go. Newest updates at the top, so if you’re just now joining…. start at the bottom and work your way up.
I’m also updating on Twitter….follow there too!
10:00 PM – NOOOOOOOOOOO. It’s over? :( This is the best show. EVAR.
9:59 PM – Ryan and Shanna after their wedding night. hahaha “It was good but not as good as I was expecting.” “The movies make it seem a lot easier than it is.” Uhhhh, no. You’re just bad at it. Also…… WHY ARE THEY LICKING EACH OTHER’S TONGUES. Gross.
9:58 PM – I KNEW IT. He didn’t do it. Poor Carey. I’m glad he didn’t do it with that lady. She was a little too eager.
9:56 PM – Wow, this triple date ended up working out really well. THEY’RE ALL VIRGINS. I bet the reclaimed virgin feels like a whore.
9:54 PM – Man. Commercial break. Probably the last one before 10. Do I think Shanna and Ryan had sex? Yes. Do I think Carey will get laid? Sadly, no. I sure hope he does. But…. I feel like somehow it’ll still get messed up. Or that lady’s a huge tease.
9:51 PM – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA OH MY GOD. “Don’t be scared.” That girl is all up in his biz. “There’s…. a 100% chance you can get laid tonight.”
9:49 PM – Carey has some good friends. They all are going to get him laid tonight.
9:46 PM This is going to be amazing. They’re all talking about how they’re going to meet their future husbands. THAT IS WHAT CRAZY GIRLS DO. Also, she has a car decal that says “love lasts forever.” That’s like advertising your crazy.
9:45 PM – HAHAHA, Poor guy could barely carry her over the threshold. He was struggling.
9:45 PM – For the record, the bride’s dad just said he wants to be a fly on the wall. On their honeymoon.
9:43 PM – That dude is so overwhelmed. Shanna is way too into it. Way to put pressure on a man.
9:41 PM – Commercials? Ugh. I don’t ever want it to end. I love this show so much. SO MUCH
9:39 PM – OK, so Stephanie TOTALLY bailed and isn’t going to bone him. She’s going to “friend him on Facebook.” that bitch. But it looks like Carey is going to have sex with the older woman at the bar that licked his BALD. ASS. HEAD. THIS SHOW IS AWESOME.
9:38 PM – hahahaha, I love Stephanie too.
9:37 PM – “Why is she kissing me? AH?” that is NOT the reaction you should have. I think that dude just figured out that he’s not attracted to women, because that’s not the reaction you should have, hahaha. I can’t wait for the post-sex interview.
9:36 PM – OH MY GOD. HE’S SINGING NOW. OH GOD. Can this get any more awkward? OH MY GODDDDDD. SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP. I hate when people sing for each other. OH MY GOD. Their kissing. OH GOD. MAKE IT STOP. MAKE;lkJS;lfk ja;sdlkfj a;sdkjf ;alskdjf
9:34 PM – It’s sad that all the focus on their wedding day was about kissing and sex instead of like…..getting married. But holy shit, that was so awkward. The look on their face before they walked down the aisle was awesome. He’s like “I waited 20+ years for THAT?”
9:31 PM – Oh my gosh. I literally just covered my eyes and yelped out of embarrassment.
9:30 PM OH MY GOSH THIS IS GOING TO BE SO AWKWARDLKADJ:AS:D:LKASD:LKASJD:LAKSJ:DLK His dad face palmed. “They looked like they wanted eat each other’s face.”
9:29 PM – She got crotchless underwear? Oh Jesus. That poor dude is going to last about 30 seconds. She’s going to be so disappointed.
WHERE DID ALL MY UPDATES GO FROM 9:22 PM to 9:29 PM? Laaaaaame.
9:25 PM I’m glad that Carey’s date was cool about him being a virgin instead of being like, “WHATTTTTT?” hahhaa, “what are your plans for tonight?” She’s down. Dude’s gettin’ laid.
9:22 PM – OMG. You guys. I love Carey so much. Sorry I keep saying it. But I really do. I wanna boop his nose. I hope he gets laid. *SLOW CLAP*
9:21 PM – “Maybe he will be my Mr. Right” Yeah, the Mr. Right that never calls you again because you’re cray cray.
9:20 PM – What’s your timeline for wanting to get married and having kids? OH MY GOD WHY IS SHE TALKING ABOUT THIS. Girls are so. freaking. crazy. Hahahahahaha his face when she said she was still a virgin.
9:28 PM – *whispers* “Are you a virgin?” Awwwww, her reaction is cute. “Do you have a subscription to anything? how do you get your energy out?” “I take care of it.” hahahahaha, AKA “I MASTURBATE. A LOT.”
9:27 PM – Aw, Stephanie is cute. He’s getting her drunk so she’s more likely to do ’em.
9:26 PM – “I get ready way way way too early.” HAHAHA…. We all do that, Carey. We all do. You’re just strong enough to admit it.
9:25 People that can run without headphones are so much stronger than me. I admire them. I can NOT do that.
9:19 PM – Ohhh, that explains it. They’ve only talked on the phone and he’s never seen what she looks like. HAHAHA. Poor dude.
9:18 PM – Dude. Her date is actually cute. WHAT THE HELL. Why can’t I get cute dates like that? :-P
9:18 PM – TWENTY THREE WEDDINGS in one summer? I don’t even think I have 23 friends.
9:17 PM “My rockstar is going to be strong in character and will sweep me off my feet. ” She forgot to say “and likes fat chicks”
9:16 PM – “Most women know within 5 seconds if they’ll sleep with you or not.”
“Oh, I need to make an entrance, then. Maybe I should have a fog machine.” hahaha
9:15 PM – You guys. I love Carey.
9:15 PM – “I’m not a virgin entirely by choice.” And by that he means he’s not a virgin by choice AT. ALL.
9:10 PM – Why does this guy tell everyone and anyone that they haven’t kissed or sloppy-banged yet? His SUIT MAKER knows? I mean…. hawkward. Stop telling everyone, weirdo.
9:09 PM – Homegirl is crying about the fact that she’s not going to be a virgin in a few days. RED FLAG, DUDE. RED FLAG. You need to RUN. Run far away.
9:08 PM – Why are they giving each other back rubs? Why is their no explanation to this shit?
9:07 PM – Oh my gosh, 3 virgins living together. Do you think their Craigslist ad was like “VIRGINS ONLY” …. a reclaimed virgin? WHAT?
9:06 PM – The mom just acted like he told her he was gay. Or like, some huge revelation. ALL HE SAID WAS HE WAS A VIRGIN and it was like *crickets* hahaha I love how she’s like “you need to get that taken care of.” If I told my parents I was a virgin I’m pretty sure they’d cry, and throw me a party.
9:05 PM – Awww man, they’re making him go talk to his MOM?? What producer had this amazing idea? THIS IS SO AWESOME I LOVE THIS SHOW.
9:04 PM – “The music is to cover up the funny noises. And the lights off is to cover up the funny facial expressions.”
9:03 PM – Awwww…Carey. I love Carey. “I was in a girl’s dorm and she started to play with me with her foot and I was like what’re you doing?” hahahahaha
9:02 PM – Wait a second…. THAT GIRL HAS ACTUALLY KISSED SOMEONE BEFORE? So she has absolutely no excuse for her inability to kiss. He does….SHE…does not.
9:01 PM – OMGGGGGGGGG. That guy needs a sammich so bad! He’s a skeletor!
9:00 PM – “I want to get a piece of the action. I don’t even care if it’s special.” hahahaha. I like that dude.
8:58 PM – The new wife had a baby and offered one of the other wives to be her surrogate… so… LET ME MAKE SURE WE’RE ALL ON THE SAME PAGE. The woman that just had a baby is going to carry her HUSBAND’S BABY WITH ANOTHER WOMAN. Yes. TLC is amazing.
8:56 PM – I’m watching TLC until the show comes on, and The Sister Wives is on. TLC has the best crazy shows. They’re showing the newest baby, probably baby 26, being born. And there’s some Jesus song playing. They named their baby Solomon. *facepalm*
Our favorite virgin couple describe what their wedding night will be like. Even more awkwardness.
If you missed my first post about this couple, Shanna and Ryan, from TLC’s upcoming show The Virgin Diaries, please educate yourself here. Then come back, because you DO NOT want to miss this. Well, maybe you do. I dunno…
I have a feeling this is going to be my new favorite show. And I’m so f*cking excited (no pun intended). I’m DEFINITELY going to be live-blogging this…. because seriously? OMGGGG. Just watch the video. ;laskdjf;aslkdfj;aksdjf;aklsdjf;alskdjf;aksdjf ;alksdj f;lak df;alksdfj;akdjlsf. My favorite part, and the part that was painfully awkward to watch, was them talking about…what…. they’ll…. be doing:
“I think that you should take a shower first, and then I’ll take a shower, and then I’ll put on my lingerie, and I’ll come into the room,” Shanna suggests
“And I’ll have a surprise waiting for you,” adds Ryan. [bethany: HIS PENIS. I think he means his penis.]
“We’ll have our robes on………….we’ll slowly take our robes of……………..then do foreplay………and then have sex,” says Shanna.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA. It’s just SOOOOO. AWKWARD. Also, I’m pretty sure Shanna lost her virginity on that Seesaw. Just sayin’.
I hope everyone watches this with me THIS SUNDAY at 9 PM EST….. on TLC. You can follow my live blogging on Twitter, or here on the website… I’ll be doing it (ha. I said “doing it”) both places.
Want to see two virgins kiss for the first time on their wedding day? WARNING: SUUUUPER AWKWARD.
Does anyone else ever get secondhand embarrassment? You know, that feeling of overwhelming embarrassment when someone else is acting a fool, but they’re not embarrassed, so you feel it for them?
I get it REALLY, REALLY bad. It makes me so uncomfortable. I actually have a system in place to avoid secondhand embarrassment…….it’s called “don’t watch TLC shows” because they are all really awkward.
Well TLC has a new show called Virgin Diaries, apparently chronicling the courtship of….virgins. Until they get married. These two waited until their wedding day to kiss. YEAH, NO THANKS. Not watching that preview. That’s like GUARANTEED secondhand embarrassment. No way, man. NO WAY.
But unfortunately, a friend sent me this video and prefaced it with, “THIS IS WHY YOU TEST DRIVE THE GODDAMN CAR… OR AT LEAST GET TO FIRST BASE WITH IT BEFORE YOU SIGN THE PAPERS” and I kept thinking, “Oh god, I don’t think I’ll be able to watch this. It’s going to be really bad, isn’t it?”
I actually got anxiety over watching a YOUTUBE VIDEO. I finally grew some balls and pressed play, and OMG. It was overwhelming. The kiss at the altar was so, so bad, mostly because of the guy. But then the followup kiss? WHAT WAS GOING ON THERE? What was she doing to his face? His face was running away from her face. It reminded me of this scene from Just Friends with Ryan Reynolds. SERIOUSLY, CLICK THAT LINK. CLICK IT NOW.
This brings up another point, I think it’s really tacky to tongue kiss at your wedding. THERE I SAID IT. I SAID IT BECAUSE I DON’T LIKE IT. Don’t do it. I hate it.
Don’t forget to LIKE my blog on Facebook! I post stuff like this all the time.
I finally watch an episode of X Factor? Summary: I LOVE ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE.
OK, that’s a lie. I didn’t FINALLY watch an episode….technically I’ve already seen one (the second episode of the season) and stopped after that. And finally watched ANOTHER episode. But that doesn’t make as great of a title for the blog, so I lied. SUE ME.
But anway, I stopped watching after seeing one episode because I didn’t have time and I just wasn’t into it. My best friend is a fan so I watched an episode last night at her house… DAMN SON… there are a couple really good people!
The really good people happen to be all black. They get all the talent, and the athletic ability, and the singing chops! Not fair! I wish I had some type of discernible talent besides an encyclopedic memory for gossip and the ability to blog like no one’s business.
Here are some of the performances I saw and the people I liked:
Marcus Canty is amazing. I love him. His performance is great. I know nothing about Bobby Brown, but his performance reminded me a lot of Chris Brown. He looked like he had been doing this for years. Skip to 1:26 to watch him actually perform.
This little dude is named Astro. He’s an itty bitty baby rapper. I love ’em and wanna squeeze ’em. I doubt he’ll win, but I hope Lil Wayne drops a track with him for fun.
Stereo Hogz…worst name ever, which might be why they ended up in the bottom 2? But I still liked their performance a lot. The first song in their medley sucked, but all the other song choices were good, and I liked the choreography. The very beginning with the a capella was SO BAD though. So off key and searching for notes. Maybe that’s why people didn’t vote. Also, going first doesn’t help as far as voting goes…
Leroy Bell… DUDE IS 59 YEARS OLD. That’s all I have to say:
Tonya Cooley from MTV Real World challenges suing production company for allowing rape?
WOW. This is pretty crazy? If you follow the MTV Challenge shows, Tonya hasn’t been on in a while because during her most recent 2-3 appearances, she was a drunken mess. ALWAYS wasted, always ended up passed out. She’s now suing MTV, saying she was raped with a toothbrush while drunk:
A cast member on MTV’s “The Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Ruins” claims male members acted like animals during production, in one case raping her with a toothbrush … this according to a new lawsuit obtained by TMZ.
Tonya Cooley filed the suit against MTV, Bunim/Murray Productions, Kenneth Santucci, Evan Starkman and others … claiming the two guys “took another male participant’s toothbrush and rubbed the toothbrush around plaintiff’s genitals, including rubbing her labia and inserting the toothbrush into plaintiff’s vagina.”
Cooley says it all happened while she was passed out cold … and cameras were rolling
Cooley says producers not only knew about the rape, they even replaced the toothbrush, but never told her what happened.
The suit also claims female cast members were stripped of their bathing suits and that male cast members were encouraged by producers to “inappropriately touch female cast members’ bodies, including in intimate areas.”
Cooley alleges she and other cast members reported incidents of sexual abuse, but show honchos turned a blind eye.
Cooley claims she was later booted from the show after slapping a cast member. She says nothing happened to the men who allegedly raped her.
Cooley is suing for unspecified damages. Calls to MTV have not been returned.
We made several calls to Bunim/Murray for comment, but each time we called … the receptionist hung up on us.
Honestly I don’t know what to think. On the one hand, Tonya is a mess and it’s possible she’s just lying about this or doing it to get back in the news, she’s had several failed attempts to break into television. But I’m actually inclined to believe her, though. The guys on the show have absolutely no respect for women, and even less common sense. They all hated her and thought she was a joke. They were ALWAYS playing pranks on her, and I can see how the guys would (IGNORANTLY) think something like that would be funny.
What’s also crazy is that MTV and the production company wouldn’t tell her about it, or stop it immediately. I wonder if she had to hear it from another cast member, and that’s why it has taken her so long to come forward with the lawsuit? It would explain why no charges were filed. Who knows. Very disturbing though. Hmm. I hope it all gets sorted out.
SNL is rarely funny, but when Stefon is on, PLUS Derek Zoolander, I lose my shit.
Vodpod videos no longer available.
I laughed like a wheezy old man when he said “Rasta Primavera”
Vinny isn’t attracted to Snooki, so he couldn’t keep it up. Makes sense.
After watching this week’s Jersey Shore, I’m officially TEAM SNOOKI IS A LIAR. From the second Mike said they hooked up, I believed him. Especially because her reaction was weird, she said he was lying maybe once or twice, then after that she just kept saying it wasn’t cool, “stay out of her business,” etc. If he was really lying and trying to sabotage her relationship, you know she would’ve freaked out way more than she did.
THENNNN this week she banged Vinny and told him she wasn’t drunk. Woke up and told Jenny she wasn’t that drunk. Then tried to claim she was so drunk she doesn’t remember having sex with him. REALLY? Yeah. See, this supports my theory that people who claim to black out always conveniently black out. Girls I know always forget the really embarrassing dumb shit they do. But never drama, or normal things. I just think people use alcohol as an excuse and lie and say they don’t remember doing it. But I 100% think she knew what she did the next day.
But anyway, Vinny was on the aftershow with the love of my life, Kenny Santucci, and talked about their awkward sex. AKA he couldn’t keep it up. The video makes me laugh, so enjoy.
Vodpod videos no longer available.
But after you watch it……..are you confused why he says he’s “not really physically attracted to Snooki,” too? What’s that all about? She looks BETTER this season, so you’d think he’d be more attracted to her. I mean…..personally ,I don’t think she’s attractive. But he did last year, at least enough to have sex with her, say he cared about her, and keep it up long enough to have sex. What changed? Part of me thinks he just banged her to be more relevant in season two, since she was such a big star after season one. I dunno. Man, I over analyze these behaviors way too much. I HAVE A PROBLEM.
With that note, I’ll end on this:
Are you ready for this? CONFIRMED: Arrested Development SEASON….FOUR!!!
The creators and cast of Arrested Development, one of the funniest shows ever, announced they’re going to do a limited season four, which leads into the planned movie! This is the best news I’ve heard in a while. Very exciting. via The Wall Street Journal:
NEW YORK — The Bluth family’s frozen banana stand may be back in business.
At an “Arrested Development” reunion Sunday at the New York Festival, the creators and cast announced plans for another season of the short-lived but critically acclaimed TV show, which went off the air in 2006 after just three seasons. They also discussed more concrete plans for a much-awaited movie.
Creator Mitchell Hurwitz said he wanted to do the movie originally but decided to tell where the nine main characters have been for the last five years. The Fox show starred Jason Bateman, Michael Cera and Portia de Rossi.
Shooting for the TV show is tentatively set to begin next summer.
The movie doesn’t have a release date, Hurwitz said, adding that the creative aspects have been largely worked out, but the business side is still being negotiated.
“We’re all game,” he said. “We’ve hated being coy, but we’ve been trying to put together this ambitious idea.”
The show featured a dysfunctional family who ran a collapsing real estate development company and frozen banana stand. Despite its rabid fan base, ratings were low, and it wasn’t a commercial success.
Real Housewives of Atlanta look craaaaaaaazzzzyyyyyyyyy
Vodpod videos no longer available.
OMGGGG so much is going to go down this season. Nene’s DATING… Phaedra is representing Sheree in COURT…. Kim is having a BABY….. that other chick might be getting a DIVORCE… they’re going on TRIPS…..good lord this is going to be amazing. I CAN’T FREAKING WAIT.
Maci Bookout from Teen Mom used her child support checks to buy some new boobs!
I love trashy TV, and there isn’t anything trashier (besides maybe Jersey Shore) on TV than Teen Mom. One of the only sane moms on the show, Maci, has drama that usually revolves around her baby daddy Ryan and his inability to hold a job and pay child support. He’s been better this season, and I think she used those checks to buy herself some boobays!
I don’t know how else she’d pay for it. Money from staged paparazzi shoots where she’s wearing a bikini, maybe? I’m pretty sure all the Teen Mom girls have a trust fund or something set up so all the money they’re making (tons.) can’t be used until the show is completely done filming. Because teen moms don’t struggle when they make $250,000 for a season. And I don’t think it’d make good TV. And all MTV cares about is good TV.
Anyway. I got distracted. The point is I like Maci’s boobs, at least they’re good for being fake boobs (I’m not a huge fan of them). She didn’t go too big, so that’s good. Every girl at one point in her life says, “I want DD boobs!” and what many of them fail to realize before paying $8k for some is when you’re a tiny, tiny person…. DD’s look crazy. Even D’s look crazy most of the time. C’s look like D’s. DD’s look like you have two watermelons strapped to your chest. So good for you, Maci. They’re big, but they’re not BIG.
What do you think? Do you like her more before or after?
photos via The Superficial
photos via The Daily Mail
I am so sad Rivals is over. “OH MY GOD. I am bleeding from my ass. I AM BLEEDING FROM MY ASS”
Vodpod videos no longer available.
If you don’t watch shows on MTV like Real World and The Challenge (most recently Rivals) then you might not enjoy this unseen clip. But I did!
How strong is Kenny? Strong enough to give Paula a wedgie that “made her ass bleed” and literally ripped her underwear. I. CAN’T. EVEN. IMAGINE.
Seriously. That………………looks painful. I’m also glad I have an explanation for all those clips they kept playing of Tyler naked from this scene. They were giving no background information as to what happened. But I now see he was punished for air humping Evelyn and Paula.
My new (and surprisingly age appropriate) obsession: Dylan O’Brien.
We all know I’m obsessed with John Mayer and Jon Hamm, who are both in their 30’s (or… 40’s in Hamm’s case). They even have their own categories (Hubby #1 and Hubby #2). We can agree it’s a good change of pace for me to be obsessed with someone in my own age bracket that isn’t named isn’t John. My therapist would be proud.
Granted, Dylan O’Brien, my new crush, is a bit young. 19 years young, to be exact. But my theory is if… he isn’t young enough to be my child or old enough to be my parent, it’s still considered age appropriate. That’s how I rationalize it, at least.
So yes, meet Dylan. He is a supporting actor on the MTV series Teen Wolf, my new guilty obsession! It just was picked up for a second season. He started out with a YouTube channel (you can see it here, videos are still up). He did that for several years, then somehow got involved in acting. I’m not going to pretend like I know how he ended up on Teen Wolf (I haven’t done very much stalking…YET) , but I’m thankful he did because he’s my favorite part of the show. Super good timing, adorable, and hot in a nerdy, skinny-kid way. It’s how I feel about Andrew Garfield, but unlike my relationship with Andrew, Dylan is a full-blow obsession since he’s got the funny factor. It started when I followed him on his Twitter (here) and he made me laugh on there, too.
What do you think? Obsession worthy? Or should I stick with age-inappropriate old-man crushes like Jon Hamm and John Mayer? Whatever, I don’t care what you guys say. He’s officially being inducted into the BlahBethany.com Hubby Hall of Fame, and I’ve created a new category for him. He’s officially Hubby #3, read posts here. There will be lots of ’em coming soon, I’m sure.
Here’s a video of Dylan being extremely good looking so you can see him in action, and I definitely recommend everyone go watch the full episodes of Teen Wolf if you like that type of thing (Harry Potter, Twilight, etc). You can watch them here! Dylan brings the laughs and the cuteness, so we need to keep it on air.
I… will probably watch this show. I won’t even lie.
Vodpod videos no longer available.
Most likely I’ll only watch this episode, though. Because watching Snooki go ham on someone ranks up there with everything else on TV.
Real Housewives husband Russell Armstrong (of Beverly Hills) committed suicide.
Man, this is really sad. For those of you that don’t watch the show, during season one Taylor and her husband struggled because their marriage was more like a “business arrangement” (her words). She was an advocate of domestic abuse on the show because she had experienced it in other relationships.
After a lot of speculation over their marriage ending and them denying it, Taylor recently filed for divorce, and also talked about how Russell had become physically abusive to her. Russell somewhat confirmed this by saying he had pushed her before and the show placed added stress onto their life that wasn’t there prior. I might’ve bought this excuse, but then it then came out from Radar Online that he had a criminal history of domestic violence and one of his exes had a restraining order against him because of it. He was also sued by investors an for financial fraud, and apparently is in deep debt with no way out of it. So that’s a history recap.
TMZ is reporting that Russell hanged himself yesterday. He was found hanging in his bedroom on Mulholland Drive last night around 8 PM. A friend he was staying with found him and called 911. Authorities have not found a suicide note, but Taylor (his wife) was notified of his death last night. He was 47 years old. I guess none of the other ladies knew (Kyle, Kim, Lisa, etc) because they’re all expressing shock online.
It’s really sad. I’m not a fan of Taylor, but I mean… I have nothing but hope for her and her daughter. Hopefully they can heal. It would be a good idea for her to take some time off from the show and I PRAAAAAY Bravo won’t exploit this for Season 3. That’d be really pathetic and sad.
They already finished filming Season 2 and have been airing promos that feature Taylor talking about their marriage problems quite a bit. And having an emotional breakdown. I’m guessing it was going to be a major theme throughout the season. Maybe Bravo will delay Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and re-edit, or place it on a delay to wait until the media storm has passed? Who knows.
Study: An hour of TV can shorten your life by 22 minutes.
Bad news. It turns out all the hours I’ve spent watching Jersey Shore have reduced my life span by hours, and hours, and hours. Ok let’s be real. By this point My 22 minutes have added up to decades in total. But you know what? IT’S WORTH IT. MSNBC reports:
The AFP news agency said scientists at the School of Population Health at the University of Queensland studied 11,000 Australian adults who were aged at least 25 in the year 2000.
The academics checked their data against an estimate from 2008 that Australians aged 25 or above watched TV for 9.8 billion hours. This was associated with the loss of 286,000 years of life, the AFP said.
An extrapolation of these figures found that a single hour of TV was responsible for the loss of just under 22 minutes of life, the news agency reported.
Smoking two cigarettes has approximately the same effect.
The problem is not actually TV itself but the lack of activity by the viewer for long periods, the researches said. Cardiovascular disease, diabetes, excess weight and other health problems are associated with a sedentary lifestyle.
Basically what they’re saying is every hour if inactivity (AKA television time) is shortening your life by 22 minutes because you’re going to become a fat ass. Or you already are a fat ass and you’re not doing anything about it. I’m not sure I buy that. That would be like saying every one hour I spend at work being a zombie in front of my computer screen will shorten my life because I’m not exercising. Which isn’—well actually, now that I think about that, it’s probably true. I should quit my job and just watch TV all day if it’s going to have the same effect on my life span.
This is just another reason why having a DVR is vital to your quality of life. IT’ NOT JUST ABOUT CONVENIENCE. Commercials are killing you! If you fast forward all of them, you’re literally adding extra time onto your life. I will use this argument when my parents try to cancel that part of the cable package. “BUT MOM. IT WILL KILL ME. Do you want me to die?”
Am I going to reduce the amount of television I watch? HELL NO. Teen Mom and Jersey Shore are worth not living another 22 minutes in the nursing home while my roommate watches TBN. I’d rather enjoy quality reality television now than enjoy an additional 22 minutes of The 700 Club while wearing an adult diaper when I’m 80.
blah blah blah... 
Recent Comments